Aquarius
January 20th - February 18th
Party on the 14th! Take your squad and consider adding a new member. You don’t give a fuck about the same things that bother others, which clearly gives you a leg-up in conflicts. Towards the end of the month, use your ego and confidence to your advantage when it comes to negotiations, don’t take any shit! Charity work is something that will call to you. Hold your Boo’s hair while she pukes, she would do it for you.
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Pisces
February 19th - March 20th
Join a new group on the 12th, or you know get a membership to SG ;) Something you read on the 23rd will strike accord and it's author will intrigue. Don’t be overcritical to other peoples work, keep your intent constructive, not judgmental and the discussion will lead to an encounter on the 28th. Towards the end of the month, you have a lot of trouble making up your damn mind, but what else is new?! Let your new person make the plans so you come off as accommodating not indecisive.
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Aries
March 21st - April 19th
Your motto this month is: "Fuck you! I won’t do what you tell me” just remember that. You know what’s good for you. Opinions are like assholes everyone has one. Don’t listen to assholes. You’re about to get a lot of praise that will make you realize it’s never too late to learn something new. Have an adventure on the 12th and 13th! Hook up on the 21st and 22nd, it will for sure be hot! You have all month to fantasize about who and how many who’s it will be with!
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Taurus
April 20th - May 20th
There might be some rocky situations with lovers and friends, but f**k em! Things will totally get better. People may challenge your (somewhat conservative) view but stick to your guns and take a firm stance, be the badass you are and screw being open-minded this month. Although your friendly attitude makes you want to share your life with people, beware… You don’t want to be at the tail-end of some juicy gossip. Make sure to keep an eye out for some flirtatious energy flying your way on the 25th. It’s definitely going to be fun!
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Gemini
May 21st - June 20th
A mysterious someone or something has put a spell on you! Don’t put out too quickly, keep them curious. Don’t get caught up in muck and the mire on the 3rd. Party like a rockstar on the 13th it will only lead to good things. Fix your leaky faucet on the 26th or you will come home to a flood on the 30th. Don’t say we didn’t warn you :)
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Cancer
June 21st - July 22nd
Make damn good use of the relationships closest to you. Personality clashes at work are likely to happen. It won’t be all clash of clans, your popular ass might have a busy social calendar this month but don’t overbook yourself. Towards the end of the month you may get to rub elbows with celebrities or people you admire (jealous!) Don’t be an idiot and listen and ask questions. Take time for the folks who helped you get to where you are. Your money isn't wasted when it's spent making others feel appreciated.
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Virgo
August 23rd - September 22nd
You’re in for a rough month, there is a lot to talk about. You may find yourself asking, "What does it take to get ahead?” You’re totally not sure but you want to move beyond the rest of the pack, badly. The answer is: Be the solution not the problem. You notice people wasting your time, you’re not about to keep quiet about it. Just shut it, really for everyone’s sake. Focus instead on cleaning up your messy house. You know you get irritable when things are not tidy. Let others make the decisions this month and you just may end up with some afternoon delight on the 12th.
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Libra
September 23rd - October 22nd
Book a damn vacation! You’re going to meet a sexy stranger who hits you straight in the intellect, your kryptonite. Even if you’re committed to someone else, you can’t deny chemistry. Don’t be a total dick though, make sure you end one thing before you start another. Toward the end of the month take care of yourself so you don’t get sick! Drink your kombucha, eat your breakfast and take a ten minute meditation break in the middle of work if possible. #hippie #zen #healthy
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Scorpio
October 23rd - November 21st
You’ve got some killer magnetic power this month. Go after your goals with intensity. If you aim anywhere near the target, you’ll hit it! Don’t stress if things begin to feel out of sync, you’ve got this. Toward the end of the month some private information could come out. We’ve all done some dirty deeds, but make sure you deal with this issue properly, it will make all the difference. Own it!
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Sagittarius
November 22nd - December 21st
Keep your head on straight and listen to your intuition, life is going to throw some weird shit at you this month. You know you’re a badass, don’t let the little things get you down. You may hold people in your life to high morals and standards, but you know not everyone can be as rad as you, someone will disappoint you. Try not to let it bug you too much. Hook ups on the 18th will go into your permanent file, so don’t let your need to debate fuck it up.
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Capricorn
December 22nd - January 19th
Feel free to give your opinion this month, it will be appreciated, mostly. Your interest will be peaked by a new someone, go with it they are liking you back but won’t make it obvious. Sometimes the hunt is more satisfying than the capture. Can I get an AMEN! The 3rd, 4th and 5th will be fucking fantastic, enjoy! Stay in bed on the 10th, just trust :)
