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WE GOT THE HOUSE WHOOO HOOOOO!!!
Yes! yes!YES!

Was in a five car pile up today, my car is FUCKED! HAHAHAHAHAHA
I really should be upset, not like I got a grand for the deductible but Meh, such is life. My daughter was not in the car thank the gods. I am unhurt. and I may even get a whole new car if the damages are costly enough. Still waiting on news from...
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I want my own table-dancing midget. That would rock.

Come one! Come everybody! Friday is once again Inebriation Celebration Day! Hosted by none other than the "Most Dope, Dead Sexiest, Super Cool, Radically Spontaneous, Hyper Awesome Dude" known to you all as 'Bootleghump!'
That's right folks, get a chance to hang with the legend himself in his natural state: DRUNK! Festivities start around 7pm in the Kitsap area, and there is NO TELLING WHAT...
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Murphy's Other Fifteen Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6....
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Recently President Bush said each one of us would get a $600.00 tax
rebate. It was previously slated to be $800.00, but they dropped it to
a $600.00 tax rebate because of various budget problems.

Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to
China; if we spend it on computers, most of the money will go to Korea
or...
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OK so my big brother wants me to like .... say something interesting. What he doesn't seem to realize is that he is the interesting one, I'm boring like a social security office is boring, or a DMV. But alas, such is my fate. Not sure what to write up in here so I'll just tell you a story!

When I was a kid and...
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