This whole "not having a tree" thing is NOT going well.
Today I was walking from the kitchen to the living room and as I came around the corner the girl across the way was in HER living room (we have the same layout) and we locked eyes and froze there for a minute just staring at one another. I mean, what the fuck do you do in that situation?
Apparently what you do is dive onto the couch and slouch down so she can't see you anymore. Or at least that's what I came up with. I was stoned at the time, so I wasn't really thinking with a clear head.
Then I started thinking what if she's a narc or something? What if she rats me out for smoking dope? So now I'm gonna have to get stoned with the shades drawn. Between the amount of porn I watch and the amount of weed I smoke, not to mention the times I smoke weed while watching porn, I'm never going to see the light of day coming through my living room window again.
And all because some fucking jackass decided to cut my tree down.
I feel like a fuckin zoo animal. Now I know how Charlton Heston felt in Planet of the Apes.
It's a mad house. A mad house!
Today I was walking from the kitchen to the living room and as I came around the corner the girl across the way was in HER living room (we have the same layout) and we locked eyes and froze there for a minute just staring at one another. I mean, what the fuck do you do in that situation?
Apparently what you do is dive onto the couch and slouch down so she can't see you anymore. Or at least that's what I came up with. I was stoned at the time, so I wasn't really thinking with a clear head.
Then I started thinking what if she's a narc or something? What if she rats me out for smoking dope? So now I'm gonna have to get stoned with the shades drawn. Between the amount of porn I watch and the amount of weed I smoke, not to mention the times I smoke weed while watching porn, I'm never going to see the light of day coming through my living room window again.
And all because some fucking jackass decided to cut my tree down.
I feel like a fuckin zoo animal. Now I know how Charlton Heston felt in Planet of the Apes.
It's a mad house. A mad house!
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bettietwoguns:
maybe you should just bite the bullet and move out of the valley.
nina:
you should jack off in front of your window while smoking the biggest joint ever... that should do it.