Wow. Umm. I hope I didn't make too much of a fool of myself last night. I've only blacked out a couple times in my life, but there are chunks of last night that I don't remember at all, and more pieces of the night that are very, very fuzzy in my memory.
Last night, Ninjastar+1, LTrain, Jujubee, Boobookittyfuck, Derby and I went to Fern's. Ahh Fern's, that badass dive bar I love so much. I think we had fun, but I just wish I could remember more of it. I do remember being bitten (and if I didn't, the marks on my neck and arm would remind me), playing one or two games of pool, and being very, very friendly. Ack. Maybe it's a good thing I don't remember. I'm afraid I might've been a bit of an ass.
I also remember getting food sometime after 1am with LTrain and the Ninja girls, and being horribly, terribly confused about our location...seeing familiar street signs in unfamiliar patterns, looking out the window to find that we were going southbound on one street when I swore we had just been going eastbound on a different street, and couldn't recall taking any turns. I don't remember going to bed, but somehow I managed to get there by myself.
I woke up feeling like a character in a Kafka novel, trying desperately to make sense of the world around me. Nothing seemed to make any sense. I hit the snooze on my alarm and went back to bed for an hour, got up again when my alarm went off again, and found that only 10 minutes had gone by. I struggled to think of the street sweeping schedules on the streets in my neighborhood, but couldn't come up with anything that sounded right, so I stumbled 3 blocks to my car and found another parking ticket. I've got 3 or 4 or them now. I was going to get my ISP debt paid off today so I could get the internet again, but I'd rather not have a warrant out for my arrest, so I think the internet will have to wait.
Today will be a very productive day for me. It had better be, or I'm in trouble.
All of this confusion and difficulty doesn't change the fact that I'm giddy, however, because the magic number today is ONE!!!!!
Last night, Ninjastar+1, LTrain, Jujubee, Boobookittyfuck, Derby and I went to Fern's. Ahh Fern's, that badass dive bar I love so much. I think we had fun, but I just wish I could remember more of it. I do remember being bitten (and if I didn't, the marks on my neck and arm would remind me), playing one or two games of pool, and being very, very friendly. Ack. Maybe it's a good thing I don't remember. I'm afraid I might've been a bit of an ass.
I also remember getting food sometime after 1am with LTrain and the Ninja girls, and being horribly, terribly confused about our location...seeing familiar street signs in unfamiliar patterns, looking out the window to find that we were going southbound on one street when I swore we had just been going eastbound on a different street, and couldn't recall taking any turns. I don't remember going to bed, but somehow I managed to get there by myself.
I woke up feeling like a character in a Kafka novel, trying desperately to make sense of the world around me. Nothing seemed to make any sense. I hit the snooze on my alarm and went back to bed for an hour, got up again when my alarm went off again, and found that only 10 minutes had gone by. I struggled to think of the street sweeping schedules on the streets in my neighborhood, but couldn't come up with anything that sounded right, so I stumbled 3 blocks to my car and found another parking ticket. I've got 3 or 4 or them now. I was going to get my ISP debt paid off today so I could get the internet again, but I'd rather not have a warrant out for my arrest, so I think the internet will have to wait.
Today will be a very productive day for me. It had better be, or I'm in trouble.
All of this confusion and difficulty doesn't change the fact that I'm giddy, however, because the magic number today is ONE!!!!!
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i hope you had a GREAT day.
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