Well I am so close the being outta the military i can smell it, and it smells grrrreat. i want to be done with this stuff and never wear that munkey suit again, unless i get some girlfriend and she thinks it is hot hehehehe. i was kinda worried if i should gt out or not, but i spent the last week working with the dirt bags of the navy..and...well... now i am looking forward to it. i wanna hit most of these people in the head with a tac-hammer.
Anyways, almost hung out with gret girl last night cause her boyfriend pissed her off and she wanted to make get back at him. so seeing as how he is terriefied of her and i's friendship. she wanted me to hang out with her soon to be ex-roomie and pack up her apartment. but i already had plans to hit up a bar that has american shuffle board. man i love that game. the place has changed alot inthe last 7 months when i was gone, but all for the better. it was a good time got smashed drove to my buddy's house and played poker. tried playing some video games but i passed out upside down on the couch. when i woke everyone was gone so i went and pee'd on a bush then curled up onthe couch and went back to sleep. i tried turning the light off but was to drunk to find the right switch and just stumbled around flicking every switch i saw which only made every other light go on and off. makes me chuckle just thinking about it. oh and i bought a 100 count bag of candy for $7. it seemed like a good idea at the time, but no one wanted any. so now i have a huge sack of candy. anyone want some, i got 100 pieces minus a few?
Anyways, almost hung out with gret girl last night cause her boyfriend pissed her off and she wanted to make get back at him. so seeing as how he is terriefied of her and i's friendship. she wanted me to hang out with her soon to be ex-roomie and pack up her apartment. but i already had plans to hit up a bar that has american shuffle board. man i love that game. the place has changed alot inthe last 7 months when i was gone, but all for the better. it was a good time got smashed drove to my buddy's house and played poker. tried playing some video games but i passed out upside down on the couch. when i woke everyone was gone so i went and pee'd on a bush then curled up onthe couch and went back to sleep. i tried turning the light off but was to drunk to find the right switch and just stumbled around flicking every switch i saw which only made every other light go on and off. makes me chuckle just thinking about it. oh and i bought a 100 count bag of candy for $7. it seemed like a good idea at the time, but no one wanted any. so now i have a huge sack of candy. anyone want some, i got 100 pieces minus a few?
Speaking of the uniform: YES you must keep it and wear it to bars on random occasions, because as twisted as I am personally, I know I am not alone in my fascination with men in Navy uniforms. You could switch it up: when you become a firefighter, you could wear that uniform one night, then the navy one the next. Maybe keep score on which one works better. It could be a whole sleazy experience
I am glad to hear that you peed on a bush and not in the house, as I can recall parties I hosted where a regular attendee would try to pee in my bathroom and ended up leaving me either a puddle next to the toilet or one in the bathtub (I guess the latter was used because it was a large target and hard to miss ven while swaying) hahahah I stopped putting a rug around the base of the toilet because of him.