i spent the holiday in the pennsylvania countryside, and while it was lovely and i got to see my very bestest friend, it mostly just makes me glad to be back in the city. this big, dirty, crazy mess of a city. 5 years and i'm not yet cyncial about it. probably because of my dog.
also, i could eat 14 pumpkin pies. it probably isn't possible for me to ever get enough pumpkin pies. i wonder if there is a religion that worships pumpkin pies, and if i started one, could i legally go about the countryside begging for them like medieval friars, and also get tax exempt status? any answers to this most pressing question would be much appreciated.
also, i could eat 14 pumpkin pies. it probably isn't possible for me to ever get enough pumpkin pies. i wonder if there is a religion that worships pumpkin pies, and if i started one, could i legally go about the countryside begging for them like medieval friars, and also get tax exempt status? any answers to this most pressing question would be much appreciated.
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GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!
my children, please be wary of the recently espoused SWEET POTATO HERESY. some people might try to tempt you with blasphemous comparisons of taste, appearance, and consistency. do not heed their evil. they whisper sweet words into your ear while spooning up damning mouthfuls of the DEVIL'S PIE.
our pumpkin, who art in the patch, hallowed be thy seeds.
p.s. stay tuned for instructions on where to drop off your 10% pumpkin tithe.
[Edited on Nov 28, 2004 7:09PM]