I like these questions. I have answered them before, but I am in a different mood today and therefore a different person.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you choose?
Bye-bye mean actor guy who bitched me out for not scheduling him in his "preferred time slot"
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence.
Sinead O'Connor...sorry...wanna like her, but I can't.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Anyone who wishes to add drama to my life. I am at my drama capacity, thank you very much.
4. What is the best kind of cheese? Tillamook Cheddar
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Which one do you eat? Fluffer Nutter
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).
Ron Livingston (but a few years back when he was still a little geeky)
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above.
You, silly! .....You did say you were in a band, right?
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
On one pretty good shopping trip to Buffalo Exchange or one helluva night at Scooters.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? The UK. (Pesky portland theatre folks aren't likely to find me there)
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, how are you gonna go to spend that?
A cab ride to visit a friend and a flower to bring him
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. What would it be?
Gonna have to go with my ever-versatile vodka
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. Where would it be?
I would go back to the 40s and spend my hundred dollars on some cool shoes and dresses.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? No douchebaggery!! (I like my friend Gregg's rule!)
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Reality show in which the Roller Girls must live in a house with America's Next Top Models....every week ends with a full-contact elimination round.
15. What is your favorite expletive? Dammit! (I am not terribly creative with the expletives...sorry. I am really just a delicate flower)
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
I'd ask them for a drink of water and when they walked away, I'd step on their wraps and watch them unravel as they walk away. Tee hee...so scooby doo.
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My phone so I can find a knight in shining armor to come and whisk me away.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before it bites you. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
This is sad, but I'd probably write. I imagine that it would be a pretty inspirational half hour if I knew I would never have the chance to say anything else.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice!
Ooh! Ooh! I wanna be a shape shifter!
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The time I spent in the comfort pods at Burning Man with Elizabeth.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Newberg
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Where would you go?
Back to Germany
23. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE.
Oooh..tough one....I can't decide between Cassidy's and Scooters since I have spent most of my Portland life divided between the two. Can I drill a hole in the wall between them?
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! float in the air? or on water?
On air. I always do that in my dreams anyway.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Jimmy Stewart
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you choose?
Bye-bye mean actor guy who bitched me out for not scheduling him in his "preferred time slot"
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence.
Sinead O'Connor...sorry...wanna like her, but I can't.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Anyone who wishes to add drama to my life. I am at my drama capacity, thank you very much.
4. What is the best kind of cheese? Tillamook Cheddar
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Which one do you eat? Fluffer Nutter
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).
Ron Livingston (but a few years back when he was still a little geeky)
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above.
You, silly! .....You did say you were in a band, right?
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
On one pretty good shopping trip to Buffalo Exchange or one helluva night at Scooters.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? The UK. (Pesky portland theatre folks aren't likely to find me there)
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, how are you gonna go to spend that?
A cab ride to visit a friend and a flower to bring him
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. What would it be?
Gonna have to go with my ever-versatile vodka
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. Where would it be?
I would go back to the 40s and spend my hundred dollars on some cool shoes and dresses.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? No douchebaggery!! (I like my friend Gregg's rule!)
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Reality show in which the Roller Girls must live in a house with America's Next Top Models....every week ends with a full-contact elimination round.
15. What is your favorite expletive? Dammit! (I am not terribly creative with the expletives...sorry. I am really just a delicate flower)
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
I'd ask them for a drink of water and when they walked away, I'd step on their wraps and watch them unravel as they walk away. Tee hee...so scooby doo.
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My phone so I can find a knight in shining armor to come and whisk me away.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before it bites you. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
This is sad, but I'd probably write. I imagine that it would be a pretty inspirational half hour if I knew I would never have the chance to say anything else.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice!
Ooh! Ooh! I wanna be a shape shifter!
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The time I spent in the comfort pods at Burning Man with Elizabeth.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Newberg
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Where would you go?
Back to Germany
23. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE.
Oooh..tough one....I can't decide between Cassidy's and Scooters since I have spent most of my Portland life divided between the two. Can I drill a hole in the wall between them?
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! float in the air? or on water?
On air. I always do that in my dreams anyway.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Jimmy Stewart
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is why I'm afraid to set up my own blog on this
site. I just don't have that level of creativity.
Anyway, the dead person I wish I could bring
back to life would be Freddie Mercury.