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Portland, OR

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Saturday May 27, 2006

May 27, 2006
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Name that Film

1. I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary.

2. When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.

3. The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky

4. Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

5. Smurfette doesn't fuck.
That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

6. Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they made me horny, on Saturday morning... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.

7. Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

8. I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.

9. Ah what a piece of work is man, how noble... oh fuck it, let's have a drink and forget the whole damn thing.

10. What came first, the music or the misery?

11. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?

12. As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall.

13. We never made good husbands. Of course, I have a good excuse; I'm part gay.

14. But why is the rum gone?

15. Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now.
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frinky:
I work at Kentucky Fried Chicken. I sell biscuits and gravy all over the Southlands.

And I only got about 60% on your quiz.

frinky
May 29, 2006
whiteout:
1. Office Space
2. Fight Club
3. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
4. Swingers
5. Donnie Darko
6. So I Married an Axe Murderer
7. Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas
8. Reservoir Dogs
9. Grosse Pointe Blank
10. High Fidelity
11. Breakfast at Tiffany
12. Lost Boys
13. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
14. Pirates of the Caribbean
15. Blues Brothers
May 30, 2006

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