MIA= babybellicose
Suspected Reason= Holiday hell
Suicide Girls member babybellicose has gone MIA recently due to suspected links to holiday hell. Witnesses have claimed to see her wandering glassy-eyed through the local mall, dodging the tweens who loiter around Forever 21 and bumping into soccer moms loaded with Disney Store bags.
One woman claims to have heard bellicose muttering "holly fucking jolly" as she pulled her hair out and rocked in the aisles of Target.
Bellicose was last seen purchasing some eggnog at a nearby Safeway. If you should see her, please give her some bourbon to go with it and tell her that Christmas will be over soon.
Suspected Reason= Holiday hell
Suicide Girls member babybellicose has gone MIA recently due to suspected links to holiday hell. Witnesses have claimed to see her wandering glassy-eyed through the local mall, dodging the tweens who loiter around Forever 21 and bumping into soccer moms loaded with Disney Store bags.
One woman claims to have heard bellicose muttering "holly fucking jolly" as she pulled her hair out and rocked in the aisles of Target.
Bellicose was last seen purchasing some eggnog at a nearby Safeway. If you should see her, please give her some bourbon to go with it and tell her that Christmas will be over soon.
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khalil:
Preiceless!
, Happy belated birthday!
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redwildflower:
LOL I loved that. I feel your pain!
Happy Belated Birthday by the way!
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