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A week of minor irritations
As I was jogging along the riverbank, 2 small dogs decided to work me over, they did not bite, but I got loads of barks and growls, when the owner came along I started barking at him, with a few choice words, he walked off, claiming the dogs wont bite, neither of us could see the others viewpoint
Went shopping at Sainsburys, my bill was slightly higher than usual, upon a review of my receipt, I noticed the only item that looked a little high was Broccoli, I had purchased 3/4 of kilo, I knew this was not right, I thought the check out girl had mucked it up, and thought no more off it. Later on i got my broccoli out to cook it, I noticed 80% of it was stork, (the broccoli resembled a small children's painting of a tree, a big thick trunk (stalk) and a smaller green circle on top resembling the branches and leaves)
As they had no bunched Broccoli I had bought individual springs, what a rip off, however I am prepared for next time, I will remove all excess stalks, possibly with one off thier knives.
The lead cable for the iron caught fire and had to be renewed. upon inspection of the burnt lead I noticed the outer cable had split, the brown live wire must also had split and started the small fire, there was a warning here, afterwards i inspected all plugs and cables, I noticed a few splits in the outer cable on an extension reel, I should have thrown it, but I taped it up. i dont like leaving electrical appliances plugged in, TV's, computers etc, now I know why.
Went around my friends for a few cold drinks, regrettably I had a few to many, I was not drunk but it annoyed me I had to put a line through the next day, (also see opening line)
Read in the sun newspaper Ingrid (soon to be Ex wife of Chris tarrant) hatchet job on Chris Tarrant, I am not a media expert, but even i know;-
i) The article was contrdictory, she accused him of going to bed smelling of fish, having to take Viagra, and beat her up, but she also accused him of womanising and had loads of affairs
ii) The article went far to far, and was to personal, in particular dishing the dirt on Chris Tarrants love life, anyone could tell similar or worse stories on their partner
iii) Such articles always look worse on the person telling the story,
iiii) If Ingrid's plan was to use the media as a vehicle of conflict, she has overplayed her hand, far to early, the silly cow should have held something back, for future articles/ battles.
Andrew
A week of minor irritations
As I was jogging along the riverbank, 2 small dogs decided to work me over, they did not bite, but I got loads of barks and growls, when the owner came along I started barking at him, with a few choice words, he walked off, claiming the dogs wont bite, neither of us could see the others viewpoint
Went shopping at Sainsburys, my bill was slightly higher than usual, upon a review of my receipt, I noticed the only item that looked a little high was Broccoli, I had purchased 3/4 of kilo, I knew this was not right, I thought the check out girl had mucked it up, and thought no more off it. Later on i got my broccoli out to cook it, I noticed 80% of it was stork, (the broccoli resembled a small children's painting of a tree, a big thick trunk (stalk) and a smaller green circle on top resembling the branches and leaves)
As they had no bunched Broccoli I had bought individual springs, what a rip off, however I am prepared for next time, I will remove all excess stalks, possibly with one off thier knives.
The lead cable for the iron caught fire and had to be renewed. upon inspection of the burnt lead I noticed the outer cable had split, the brown live wire must also had split and started the small fire, there was a warning here, afterwards i inspected all plugs and cables, I noticed a few splits in the outer cable on an extension reel, I should have thrown it, but I taped it up. i dont like leaving electrical appliances plugged in, TV's, computers etc, now I know why.
Went around my friends for a few cold drinks, regrettably I had a few to many, I was not drunk but it annoyed me I had to put a line through the next day, (also see opening line)
Read in the sun newspaper Ingrid (soon to be Ex wife of Chris tarrant) hatchet job on Chris Tarrant, I am not a media expert, but even i know;-
i) The article was contrdictory, she accused him of going to bed smelling of fish, having to take Viagra, and beat her up, but she also accused him of womanising and had loads of affairs
ii) The article went far to far, and was to personal, in particular dishing the dirt on Chris Tarrants love life, anyone could tell similar or worse stories on their partner
iii) Such articles always look worse on the person telling the story,
iiii) If Ingrid's plan was to use the media as a vehicle of conflict, she has overplayed her hand, far to early, the silly cow should have held something back, for future articles/ battles.
Andrew
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You should have seen some of the pictures i didn't post...eep!!!
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