If Seuss Knew the Sperm Donor
You can lie to your friends, tell them a story
Say you're a good Dad and try to claim glory,
Convince other people that you have class --
But when was the last time you wiped your son's ass?
Bought him diapers? Paid for his clothes?
Gave him a bottle? Wiped the snot from his nose?
It's more your style to go state-hopping and drifting--
And let's not forget using your son for shoplifting!
A valiant man of honor and worth?
The last time you were useful was when she gave birth!
Passing a ten pound kid isn't easy,
Blaming you for the pain made her a little less queasy.
SHE brought him to YOU when you were stuck out of state,
They wouldn't let you leave since you were accused of rape.
She bent over backwards to help you two bond,
so you left him alone with a skank-nasty blonde.
Your son will be a great man someday,
We can thank his Uncles for showing him the way.
Your selfish disinterest only shows that you're numb--
Even your own family thinks you're a Bum.
Stop romanticizing your life story
Quit believing you're owed some glory.
Your delusional state is really quite sad,
Wake up and face it -- you're a Deadbeat Dad!
(BTW - Any poetry is only as bad as the subject!)
You can lie to your friends, tell them a story
Say you're a good Dad and try to claim glory,
Convince other people that you have class --
But when was the last time you wiped your son's ass?
Bought him diapers? Paid for his clothes?
Gave him a bottle? Wiped the snot from his nose?
It's more your style to go state-hopping and drifting--
And let's not forget using your son for shoplifting!
A valiant man of honor and worth?
The last time you were useful was when she gave birth!
Passing a ten pound kid isn't easy,
Blaming you for the pain made her a little less queasy.
SHE brought him to YOU when you were stuck out of state,
They wouldn't let you leave since you were accused of rape.
She bent over backwards to help you two bond,
so you left him alone with a skank-nasty blonde.
Your son will be a great man someday,
We can thank his Uncles for showing him the way.
Your selfish disinterest only shows that you're numb--
Even your own family thinks you're a Bum.
Stop romanticizing your life story
Quit believing you're owed some glory.
Your delusional state is really quite sad,
Wake up and face it -- you're a Deadbeat Dad!
(BTW - Any poetry is only as bad as the subject!)
stryka:
You are a vicious bitch and i love you
firstinheaven:
You only have lies and delusion to draw from in this subject just like the rest of your life. If you have something to say you should also find the courage to bring it to me directly. I know its scarce in your circle but I have no interest in entertaining you in legend only.