ok its time for a what the fuck moment.
As some of you may know I've been sick this weekend and last night was my first night back to work. So half way through the night my robitusin buzz was on the decline so I went up to my office (yes I have an office..how cool is that) and had a chug. Well my 2 file clerks (female) are up there on break and see me take a swig of robitusin right from the bottle...no measuring or nothin..and I get the riot act about how I could OD on it and thats not good for me, I shot back with the old I'm fucking bigger than the average man so piss off thing. Then I wiped my nose and they get this sad aaawwwww poor Bob thing going and asked me what my wife was doing to take care of me. I told them she went to the store to buy me medicine (exactly what I wanted her to do) well I guess that wasnt good enough for the girls so the got in this whole " well I'd fluff your pillows and tuck you in and take care of you" What The Fuck Who are these pussy ass bitches who need thier mommy/wife/girlfriend to take care of them when they are sick. Grow a set motherfucker. Take care of your own ass Christ almighty do you want your woman to wipe your ass too? Stand on your own 2 feet and take it like a man. Not that I dont apriciate the offer but I'm kind of a "leave me alone until I'm better and then give me sex" kind of guy so I told them they could come over and while they are tucking me in they could suck out the sickness >:-)
BTW ODing on robitusin rules !!!!!!
As some of you may know I've been sick this weekend and last night was my first night back to work. So half way through the night my robitusin buzz was on the decline so I went up to my office (yes I have an office..how cool is that) and had a chug. Well my 2 file clerks (female) are up there on break and see me take a swig of robitusin right from the bottle...no measuring or nothin..and I get the riot act about how I could OD on it and thats not good for me, I shot back with the old I'm fucking bigger than the average man so piss off thing. Then I wiped my nose and they get this sad aaawwwww poor Bob thing going and asked me what my wife was doing to take care of me. I told them she went to the store to buy me medicine (exactly what I wanted her to do) well I guess that wasnt good enough for the girls so the got in this whole " well I'd fluff your pillows and tuck you in and take care of you" What The Fuck Who are these pussy ass bitches who need thier mommy/wife/girlfriend to take care of them when they are sick. Grow a set motherfucker. Take care of your own ass Christ almighty do you want your woman to wipe your ass too? Stand on your own 2 feet and take it like a man. Not that I dont apriciate the offer but I'm kind of a "leave me alone until I'm better and then give me sex" kind of guy so I told them they could come over and while they are tucking me in they could suck out the sickness >:-)
BTW ODing on robitusin rules !!!!!!
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