Have you ever noticed when you are tired and trying to get home so you can relaxe before going to bed everyone on the road does thier personal best to keep you from doing it. This entry is for them:
Thank you mister old guy who thinks its fine to drive 10 mph under the speed limit thanks for keeping America safe. You are lucky you were driving too slow to get stopped at the red light so I couldnt jump out and crush your skull with a tire iron and piss on your brain.
Thank you mrs old ass fucksicle for letting everyone out of the gas station while the light was green then stopping at the yellow light, holding the rest of the world up. If it wasnt for you my blood pressure would be 30 points lower...it wasnt like i had any place i wanted to be....
thank you rich ass cunt in the lexus suv for thinking you are better than everyone else in the world and therefore being able to ignore the traffic laws and think its cool to just slam on your breaks just before your turn and not even need to use the turn signal....we knew what you were doing..we're psycics...GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE AND DRIVE !!!!!!!!
AND LAST OF ALL: Thank you mrs other rich ass cunt in the black lexus suv who decided not to see me while i was driving at a reasonable speed over the speed limit and pulled out in front of me. I just wanted to say to you " High sorry I almost drove under you I know its hard to drive and put your make up on at the same time, Next time I'll watch where I am going" oh yes FUCK YOU YOU WORTHLESS ASS FUCKED CUNT
ok I feal a little better...I need a drink
Thank you mister old guy who thinks its fine to drive 10 mph under the speed limit thanks for keeping America safe. You are lucky you were driving too slow to get stopped at the red light so I couldnt jump out and crush your skull with a tire iron and piss on your brain.
Thank you mrs old ass fucksicle for letting everyone out of the gas station while the light was green then stopping at the yellow light, holding the rest of the world up. If it wasnt for you my blood pressure would be 30 points lower...it wasnt like i had any place i wanted to be....
thank you rich ass cunt in the lexus suv for thinking you are better than everyone else in the world and therefore being able to ignore the traffic laws and think its cool to just slam on your breaks just before your turn and not even need to use the turn signal....we knew what you were doing..we're psycics...GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE AND DRIVE !!!!!!!!
AND LAST OF ALL: Thank you mrs other rich ass cunt in the black lexus suv who decided not to see me while i was driving at a reasonable speed over the speed limit and pulled out in front of me. I just wanted to say to you " High sorry I almost drove under you I know its hard to drive and put your make up on at the same time, Next time I'll watch where I am going" oh yes FUCK YOU YOU WORTHLESS ASS FUCKED CUNT
ok I feal a little better...I need a drink
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