ok...have you ever been so fucked up you dont know which way is straight ahead. well i am that way right now...one of those times when you have no business behind the wheele but you do it anyways...lets het the count right here for all of you whole are keeping score:
3 shots of Goldschlagger
3 jeager bombs
8 7&7s
thats about it....oh yea...in a 3 hour period and i didnt even come close to puking
When my friend Jim and I get together and drink it is always alot of fun...I had the chance to pick up this blonde chick who was leaning on me and stuff but i hadnt drunk enough to make her cute so i passed.
Good thing was I drank enough to forget all my problems for a while..even the new offence that popped up earlier today to which all i can say is sorry i wasnt talking about you i was talking about your sister...you have very thin ankles and therefore the rest is good too... I thought i told you this the other day and today or yesterday of whatever the fuck it is sorry to offend.....i have this stange feeling i probably shouldnt be talking about this here....and an even stranger feeling I'm gonna have a super hangover tomorrow....btw...i like jaeger bombs so whatch out...someone will be scraping me off the floor if I'm not careful
I sent Dopspike a few pictures...not sure if he got them or not...last time i saw him he was wearing Joey's bra on his head ( sorry I'm drunk and i tell everything when I'm drunk)
I've decided to have my 34th birthday party at Church being it falls on a Sautrday this year...i told my friend Jim and hes going to be in town that weekend so hes going. I will need someone to dump me on my lawn so if anybody wants to give me a ride let me know, all you have to do when you take me home is open the door and push me out.
I'm sooooo fucking drunk right now its not even funny.....well yes it is when you look at how much i drank...
oh well this is good practice for Shabby's..lets see...list of alcohol I'm bringing
seagrams 7
makers mark
long island ice tea fixins
whatever Tikki God drinks....still have to find that one out
now jaegermister
red bull
a bucket
hehehehehehhehe
peace to all...and i love y'all
Baughn the Loving Drunk
3 shots of Goldschlagger
3 jeager bombs
8 7&7s
thats about it....oh yea...in a 3 hour period and i didnt even come close to puking
When my friend Jim and I get together and drink it is always alot of fun...I had the chance to pick up this blonde chick who was leaning on me and stuff but i hadnt drunk enough to make her cute so i passed.
Good thing was I drank enough to forget all my problems for a while..even the new offence that popped up earlier today to which all i can say is sorry i wasnt talking about you i was talking about your sister...you have very thin ankles and therefore the rest is good too... I thought i told you this the other day and today or yesterday of whatever the fuck it is sorry to offend.....i have this stange feeling i probably shouldnt be talking about this here....and an even stranger feeling I'm gonna have a super hangover tomorrow....btw...i like jaeger bombs so whatch out...someone will be scraping me off the floor if I'm not careful
I sent Dopspike a few pictures...not sure if he got them or not...last time i saw him he was wearing Joey's bra on his head ( sorry I'm drunk and i tell everything when I'm drunk)
I've decided to have my 34th birthday party at Church being it falls on a Sautrday this year...i told my friend Jim and hes going to be in town that weekend so hes going. I will need someone to dump me on my lawn so if anybody wants to give me a ride let me know, all you have to do when you take me home is open the door and push me out.
I'm sooooo fucking drunk right now its not even funny.....well yes it is when you look at how much i drank...
oh well this is good practice for Shabby's..lets see...list of alcohol I'm bringing
seagrams 7
makers mark
long island ice tea fixins
whatever Tikki God drinks....still have to find that one out
now jaegermister
red bull
a bucket
hehehehehehhehe
peace to all...and i love y'all
Baughn the Loving Drunk
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