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Well I've been away for a while due to the fact that I've been in the hospital for the last three days. Let me tell you now.....there is nothing quite like having it come out of both ends for 15 hours to make you feel like a man. Another fact ..... after puking and shitting every 10 minutes for 15 hours one gets very weak due to dehydration and can't sit upright on the pooper anymore. I guess I was pretty close to dieing cuz when my wife called the urgent care about what she should do they told her to call the squad and when I got to the ER it took 3 liters of saline IVs to get my blood pressure back up to 80/60, 12 liters and three days later they let me go home...oh well I'm still alive...btw Damon's ribs don't taiste as good coming up as they do going down.

heres a good one...because there was blood in my poo and they didnt know why(hmmm 15 hours constant squirts) they decided to check my stomach and intestines for anything funky. So they wheel me down to the room ,give me a shitload of really good drugs and start shoving a tube down my throat...damn it i fell asleep so i didnt get to see the inside of my stomach...well they found a funky spot in there so the got a byopsy of it but i woke up just in time to see them taking a byopsy of my intestine..it was cool...oh yea the doctor was a hot asian chick too...heheehe she saw my ass.....she shoved a camera up my ass too.....i guess in some kind of kinky way that could be considered sex...i did have to pay for it


oh well I need a shower cuz I cant stand my own stench

see you at Bento...who all is going to BW3s Before hand and what time.