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ok...so now im reaLLY fucking driunk and juyst got back fro mthe titty bar...well an hour or so ago......i met this really nice girl named....r so9meyhimng like richard or rebbecccca or something like thatr ....hell i dont know i was drunk as fuck xuz i didnt have to drive.....well anywats...she was cool and i ytoltally dissed this girl cus she sat down next to me and said :do you wanna be alone with this r chick " and i said yes...like leave us the fuck al;obne cuz i dont wanna waist me money on you in the cha,magne room...i wannsa have a nice convers...conver...talk with this nice r chick (i think her name was rebecca and she was cool as hell cuz she wasnt after money...just was surprised that someone could have a conversations with her)(damn this is hardx to type)

Well iyt was a great endoing to a great vacation....oh yeah../.i can home anfd finished this dottle of vodka ( and Dope touched my leg but i said no waY dude i'm nit near drunk enough for that you 2 fisted fairy).....so i dropped about $500 and the titty bar and i'm sure it will hit me in the morning...anfd i'll be like :"dude/...i dropped $500 at the tittuy bar....Fuck) but i dont care it was a good time.......lets me know I'm alive righht???


well I'm drubnk as fuck right now if you didnt notice ...lets see what i can remember drinking......10 7and 7s (*nice round numer). 4 jaegerbombs ( the r girl goit me 2) and 1./3 of a bottle pof vodka when i got home....btw...dope just farted on my cats head
...i think i'll make sweet love to the wife (cuz i love her like no tomorrow)...and pass the fuck out cuz i hit me limiytwif out puking...but i might bew able to go further if i was home...but ik am at home just fiucking drunk.....


p.s. if yoiu can read this you're abetter man than me....God bless and i wish you a happpy falling down drunk......




FUCKING A


damn this is hard to type


btw...i toilet papered Dope;s room