So as ya'll might know, its Dopespikes'birthday and he decides he wants to get drunk....so i buy him a stromboli and a12 pak of beckx and figure he'll keep up with me ....but no...Dope drinks like a pussy....I've already downed a half a borrle of vodka and that little pussy has only had 2 beers......so i made him grink 2 jaeger bombs...now he crys "I'm buzzedand hungery (this is wear the stromboli comes in) so the wife is drunker than Huy.....and he wanted to drunk....then drink motherfucjer!!!!!!!!!!!
now we are watching Kyng Fu hussel and he wont learn the ax dance......those who have seen it know what i am typing about.........
btw 3 olives vodka rules........and so does red bull
Fuckin a i'm drunk......
rock on birches..
love
Bob
now we are watching Kyng Fu hussel and he wont learn the ax dance......those who have seen it know what i am typing about.........
btw 3 olives vodka rules........and so does red bull
Fuckin a i'm drunk......
rock on birches..
love
Bob
corneilus_wright:
3 olives vodka = best voldka
whatshisnuts:
HA!!! This is the greatest journal entry EVER!!!