I got tagged by Miss Diva... so here goes.
1. I have horrible paper-writing anxiety. On a midterm last quarter, I almost started crying because I couldn't write anything for my essay. I sat for 6 hours the other day and only managed to write 3/4 of a page for a paper I'm working on.
2. I've never broken or sprained anything.
3. I've lived in the same state in the same city in the same house since I was born.
4. I was a cheerleader for three years in elementary/junior high. But no one believes me when I tell them.
5. The first time I had sex was less than a month after I'd started my freshman year of college. I was drunk to the point of blacking out and remember nothing. The guy, who is a good friend now, is now engaged to a friend of mine that lived on the same dorm floor as me. I introduced them. Go me!
6. I know of four couples getting married next year. I'm to be a bridesmaid in two of the weddings. [I have no date and am currently taking applications.]
7. On the first day it snowed last year, I burst into tears. Because I hate snow that much.
8. When I worked at a library in my previous life as a high school student, my friend Jennie and I stole the 'L' off of the Public Library sign. And no, it did not say "Public ibrary."
9. I have a half-brother somewhere that my mother gave up for adoption in 1968(-ish).
10. My uncle looks like Charles Manson. Minus the swastika carved into his forehead.
11. I started playing violin in 5th grade and played all through high school. But I haven't touched it for probably 6 months or so.
12. My friends and I were searched at Customs going into Canada a few years ago. They tore apart the car and found all of our weed and pipes. They happily waved at us as we drove into Canada, illicit drugs still safely in our trunk.
13. I've seen the movie Aliens at least 150 times, probably more. I can recite half the dialogue from memory. (Sad, I know.)
14. The first concert I ever went to was 311, No Doubt, and The Urge in 1996.
15. I've been dying my hair since I was 13. I'm quitting though.
16. I've always been attracted to tall, skinny guys. Always more on the ridiculously tall side. (I guess "ridiculously tall" is a relative term when you're only 5'3ish.) Also, dark hair. And long fingers.
17. I took 4 years of French in high school. Since I've been to college I've taken 6 quarters of Latin (which I now suck at), half a quarter of Russian, and I'm almost done with my first quarter of Greek. I really want to learn Hebrew and get a better grasp on Spanish.
18. I got suspended in 6th grade. Basically for being a pervert.
19. Ever since I was a wee little one, my dad's called me wiener. I have no idea why.
20. Ever since I can remember my mother has told me to go into comedy writing. And my friend Jessie's mother has told me several times that I should go into stand-up. And really, it makes sense. Because I'm totally fucking hilarious.
Fin
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*UPDATE*
I just dropped my motherfucking cell phone in the motherfucking toilet. So now it doesn't work AND it smells like piss. Fuck.
I've now written TWO AND A HALF pages of my research paper. It's due in less than 12 hours. It's not getting turned in on time. I'm struggling like no other, can't put thoughts together, et cetera. Fuck fuck.
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Two updates in one week! I treat you people sooo good.
* So I'm currently "working" on my 8-10 page research paper. I've written one whole page. ONE. FUCKING. PAGE. Procrastination and paper-anxiety are such a horrible combination. But it helps that it's a research paper, because I rock at those for the most part. And it's on AIDS in the African-American community (I absolutely had to narrow it down to one segment of the population), and the HR abuses that arise out of it.
* So I love my humour absolutely filthy. I always have. George Carlin, Sarah Silverman, you get the idea. The more taboo, the more over-the-top the better. Therefore, I looove Jim Norton. He's a complete asshole, he makes the most sexist jokes ever, etc. He's a goofy-looking bastard too.
* The pain in my side has sort of stopped. Sort of. I was however creeped out by something my mother told me. Apparently my grandmother had a pain in her right side for years on end. She never got it checked out, because she just didn't. It occurred to me that I just recently started wearing a necklace of my grandma's. For about the length of time my side has been hurting. Oooooohhhh, eerie.
* I want to go to Boo & Brew this weekend, but it doesnt' seem like a lot of people are just going around. And I'm enough of a loser that I don't have many friends that will go. Phooey.
If you read all of this... well, G-d bless you. You're far too interested in my inane, rambling bullshit.
* OH! Also, does anyone want to go see the Johnny Cash movie (Walk the Line)!? It comes out on November 18, and I must see it. I'm hoping it's good.
1. I have horrible paper-writing anxiety. On a midterm last quarter, I almost started crying because I couldn't write anything for my essay. I sat for 6 hours the other day and only managed to write 3/4 of a page for a paper I'm working on.
2. I've never broken or sprained anything.
3. I've lived in the same state in the same city in the same house since I was born.
4. I was a cheerleader for three years in elementary/junior high. But no one believes me when I tell them.
5. The first time I had sex was less than a month after I'd started my freshman year of college. I was drunk to the point of blacking out and remember nothing. The guy, who is a good friend now, is now engaged to a friend of mine that lived on the same dorm floor as me. I introduced them. Go me!
6. I know of four couples getting married next year. I'm to be a bridesmaid in two of the weddings. [I have no date and am currently taking applications.]
7. On the first day it snowed last year, I burst into tears. Because I hate snow that much.
8. When I worked at a library in my previous life as a high school student, my friend Jennie and I stole the 'L' off of the Public Library sign. And no, it did not say "Public ibrary."
9. I have a half-brother somewhere that my mother gave up for adoption in 1968(-ish).
10. My uncle looks like Charles Manson. Minus the swastika carved into his forehead.
11. I started playing violin in 5th grade and played all through high school. But I haven't touched it for probably 6 months or so.
12. My friends and I were searched at Customs going into Canada a few years ago. They tore apart the car and found all of our weed and pipes. They happily waved at us as we drove into Canada, illicit drugs still safely in our trunk.
13. I've seen the movie Aliens at least 150 times, probably more. I can recite half the dialogue from memory. (Sad, I know.)
14. The first concert I ever went to was 311, No Doubt, and The Urge in 1996.
15. I've been dying my hair since I was 13. I'm quitting though.
16. I've always been attracted to tall, skinny guys. Always more on the ridiculously tall side. (I guess "ridiculously tall" is a relative term when you're only 5'3ish.) Also, dark hair. And long fingers.
17. I took 4 years of French in high school. Since I've been to college I've taken 6 quarters of Latin (which I now suck at), half a quarter of Russian, and I'm almost done with my first quarter of Greek. I really want to learn Hebrew and get a better grasp on Spanish.
18. I got suspended in 6th grade. Basically for being a pervert.
19. Ever since I was a wee little one, my dad's called me wiener. I have no idea why.
20. Ever since I can remember my mother has told me to go into comedy writing. And my friend Jessie's mother has told me several times that I should go into stand-up. And really, it makes sense. Because I'm totally fucking hilarious.
Fin
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*UPDATE*
I just dropped my motherfucking cell phone in the motherfucking toilet. So now it doesn't work AND it smells like piss. Fuck.
I've now written TWO AND A HALF pages of my research paper. It's due in less than 12 hours. It's not getting turned in on time. I'm struggling like no other, can't put thoughts together, et cetera. Fuck fuck.
**************************************************
Two updates in one week! I treat you people sooo good.
* So I'm currently "working" on my 8-10 page research paper. I've written one whole page. ONE. FUCKING. PAGE. Procrastination and paper-anxiety are such a horrible combination. But it helps that it's a research paper, because I rock at those for the most part. And it's on AIDS in the African-American community (I absolutely had to narrow it down to one segment of the population), and the HR abuses that arise out of it.
* So I love my humour absolutely filthy. I always have. George Carlin, Sarah Silverman, you get the idea. The more taboo, the more over-the-top the better. Therefore, I looove Jim Norton. He's a complete asshole, he makes the most sexist jokes ever, etc. He's a goofy-looking bastard too.
* The pain in my side has sort of stopped. Sort of. I was however creeped out by something my mother told me. Apparently my grandmother had a pain in her right side for years on end. She never got it checked out, because she just didn't. It occurred to me that I just recently started wearing a necklace of my grandma's. For about the length of time my side has been hurting. Oooooohhhh, eerie.
* I want to go to Boo & Brew this weekend, but it doesnt' seem like a lot of people are just going around. And I'm enough of a loser that I don't have many friends that will go. Phooey.
If you read all of this... well, G-d bless you. You're far too interested in my inane, rambling bullshit.
* OH! Also, does anyone want to go see the Johnny Cash movie (Walk the Line)!? It comes out on November 18, and I must see it. I'm hoping it's good.
VIEW 18 of 18 COMMENTS
dopespike:
dude, it's yummy. Next time you are here. I will take you.
punkydoll:
a fishy and water and some flowers.. all new school and colooooooorful.. you can come with me if you wanna hehe
you can come with me if you wanna hehe