Friday Jan 02, 2004

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Pop quiz, hotshots...
If two mates are pursuing the same girl, and each asks me to keep the other away from her, are they being nasty characters?

Bonus section...
If I decide that I... umm... quite like her too and take advantage of the confusion and invite her rock climbing does that make me a dirty dog?
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punkmonkey:
Fuck the monkeys. I'm going to set them at the infinite type writers and work them like Nike sweat shop kids. Get me some best selling novels out the lazy, opposable thumbed suckers.
punkmonkey:
Hey, enjoy Vegas! Its one of my favourite places on Earth. I swear. Say hi to Jez, she's the 40 year old wrinkled hooker at Cleopatra's Barge in Caesar's. She's funny and if you make her laugh she'll even buy you a drink and tell you some fucked up stories. But only when its slow an you have to tell her up front your not up for 'anything like that.' Unless you are.

'Bright light city....'

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