battles's SuicideGirls Blog

S'funny what you find when you check an old, forgotten email account.
Lots of junk, the message that you logged in to retrieve from a good pal and an invite back here.

I was worried about coming back, worried about changes I might find and not like.
Anyways, I'm back for a while at least.

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dad_pixel:

happy birthday dude!

May 25, 2009

moira:

Happy birthday!

May 25, 2009

The main thing stopping me from leaving is that so many people cooler than me have so recently done it that I fear being accused of bandwagon jumping.

I've been a non-entity on the site for ages except for arranging to meet people in real life so who'd notice?

There's no point trying to play it cool, this site and the people I know through...
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kenickie:

Awww...shucks. Indeed - where would we be without pissy finger peanut butter and grapists? That was my first ever meet - ah, memories.

I was about to do a crap joke using the lyrics to the theme from The Golden Girls about me giving you the starriest (is that a word? Or should I say most starry?!) gift at a party, but i typed it and realised that it was, indeed, crap. Oh well.

Oct 28, 2007

kintoun:

Welcome back.

Mar 3, 2009

The Action Man pillow case situation has been resolved to my satisfaction.

Big Meet In Edinburgh
What a brilliant idea!
Tsui, once again, laid plans and then managed to get loads of SGScotland and SGUK bods in the same place at the same time. Brilliant night, long night.
There might be stories knocking about concerning my spectacularly bad pool playing, it truely was that...
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kenickie:

I miss all the fun, bah.

The move has gone fine. Enjoying my course - didn't get bored at all last week, doing make up every day, so that's a bonus! Doing hair next week...which I'm more nervous about. Eep.

Oct 6, 2007

lofty:

It's called the Illicit Still, it was open before under the same name, but has recently reopened under new management. It's a really nice small pub, dead friendly in there. Its just opposite the post office off the clock junction, if that makes any sense to you?

Oct 15, 2007

Friends, I need your support in this difficult time.
My Action Man pillow case, upon which I have slept almost every night since 1984, has become trapped in the washing after the door handle broke off.

I explained the situation to the washing machine repair man but he was, at best, bemused.
When Action Man has been freed from his glass-doored prison, the washing machine...
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necros:

hey man. Banter was great yesterday! Great to finally meet some of the SGS minions.

Sep 30, 2007

conroy:

It was nice meeting you, and thanks for inviting us all to Scotland. Edinburgh is awesome.

Sep 30, 2007

Baws.
I left my toothbrush on holiday. That is, I came back from holiday and left my toothbrush where I'd been.

I'm now breaking in a new toothbrush and it just doesn't feel right. I always hang on to my toothbrushes for too long, longer than those charlatan TV dentists say you should use them for, I mean.

It's softer than the last one, which...
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itachi:

I hate you right now battles...just thought i would let you know...

for the cockburn comment and for having a cousin that looks like me

Sep 19, 2007

midwinter:

Believe it or no, I've not actually heard any of Madam Tunstall's new stuff. There's no radio in my work, which is where I used to pick up all of my irrational musical hatreds.

She still looks like a burn victim though. And no doubt Nat still 'would'.

Sep 20, 2007

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twiggy:

yes, still very blonde.

May 30, 2007

strobeflower:

My mini does make me drive with the general air of "fuck you.. I don't care if you're in a 2 litre audi.. I can take you" hahah.

People get so offended when they are overtaken, by a mini, with a girl behind the wheel so they are. Still the truck driver was unbelievable. Hopefully the police get a hold of him.

May 30, 2007

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jj_r0x0rz:

You need to spice up your life.

i'm telling you themed weekends...do it...like this saturday is communist saturday and we are dressing up all communist and shit. its gonna be alike a 1940 red scare whoooooo

sunday is random adventure day...just roll with it.

Apr 11, 2007

cyberedz:

You = Correct

Apr 29, 2007

Mum, if you're reading this, give me a break with the veil of secrecy surrounding these bad things that you're trying to protect me from. It's sweet and kind but not realistic and is even more pointless than your denial of the bad things you know I know about, however much you like to pretend otherwise.

Oh, and make some steak pie next time I...
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ikaruga:

yeah, it can be.
but you're her baby boy (and always will be) and she just wants what's best for you.

or somesuch. ...and yeah, I've been told that on more than one occaison.

Mar 1, 2007