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I downloaded a bunch of indie-rock (that is legal right? indie rockers suck if they get rich so really buying their cd's hurts their carreers?), and realized that there seems to be some unwritten rules going on with these indie rockers.

1. Get popular enough to live off making music, but not any more popular than that because then all your fans will hate you...
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Judging the science fair was so awesome. Civilized debate about computer science with a bunch of retired engineers is like masturbation for my brain. Even though we gave first to a project I didn't really care for (congratulations son, you followed directions off neworder and demonstrated cracking of simple wpa-1 passwords), it was still awesome to be part of the process and see what kids...
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I am going to be a judge in the Houston Science and Engineering Fair! This is totally a nerd dream come true.

Hooray, no more night job after next week. Must...be...social...

I got a free massage chair with my new tv. I really think this combo is going to take my porn watching to a whole new level.

On a somewhat related note...what's it going to take to get people to start spelling masturbation correctly? Not just any people...Internet People.

Finally back in Houston after flight delays and cancellations, screaming children, and long lines...and I've never been happier to be here. Houston may not be the cat's pajamas all the time but it sure as hell beats Roanoke.

I'm so worn out from being constantly surrounded by family that just sitting here quietly is like a vacation...a vacation were you can be naked whenever you...
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Anyone want to come get me from the airport on the 2nd? I'm coming into IAH at 11.5pm. Let me know if you want to drive all over the damned place just to help out some guy you barely know. I'd owe you one.

OK this is now officially the slowest site on the internet. Now that everyone's pic and info gets tacked onto the top of their comments it takes like 10min to load any page with more than 5 comments, which just happens to be EVERY GODDAMN PAGE. I'm not sure what but something in the code that generates the comments is way, way far from optimized....
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I just took my Vespa on the interstate (by accident). I've never been that close to death for that long. The road I was on suddenly turned into an on-ramp, and thinking it would just be the feeder, I didn't turn around immediately. Thank goodness I sprung for the Vespa and the extra 100cc. Still, going 57mph on an 8-lane highway on a 250lb motorscooter...
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New apartment. Come and hang out if you live near me!