Ow.
maibey:
Can you sit up to play Mahjong?
Can you sit up to play Mahjong?
I have to get a fake hip. Sadly, there is not (to my knowledge) a super-secret military prototype hip that will give me the power to jump really high and kick heads off.
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kung_fu_tattoo:
maybe you can get on MTV's "Pimp My surgery", get a cool one with some awesome hydrolics. It might really help out on the dance floor 
tez:
Coolest.. screen name.. EVER!!
I'm in
I'm in
I finally went to an Orthopedist about this hip pain I've been having for the past year or so. He took some x-rays and apparently I either have PVNS (essentially a begnin tumor of the synovial tissue) or arthritis. I had a second MRI with an injection of something that should allow him to tell if it's PVNS, but it seems pretty unlikely since PVNS...
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batman:
Yes, having the silhouette of your cock and balls in the foreground of every X-ray is a nice way to lighten the tension.
menotyou:
Sometime in the near future science will perfect a truly synthetic limb replacement. Ideally it will be powered by the souls of the damned, but we may need to wait a bit longer for that.
readyamykill:
you are so modest
that is why i like to suck
on your cock and balls
that is why i like to suck
on your cock and balls
aijin:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate when people describe something as "better than sex" because it rarely is. In fact, I'm having a very hard time thinking of anything better than sex. I want everyone that reads this to post something they legitimately think is better than sex, like if you had to choose between one or the other forever, you'd choose ______ over sex. And don't put things...
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smooshfacedlion:
I would choose music over sex, hell I would choose cuddling over sex, it lasts longer
readyamykill:
sucks how nobody likes your face.
ass
ass
I'm still not a fan of this blog business. I already have one blog, and it sucks, so why would I want another blog? I still don't even care for the word blog. Blog blog blog blog blog. It definelty sounds like something gross, not the incoherent ramblings of internet people.
"Honey, there's something blogging the sink, get the drain-o"
"I took the hugest blog...
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"Honey, there's something blogging the sink, get the drain-o"
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synapse:
you spend way too much time beating the horse.
synapse:
a dead hose did what to your who, now?
Wot's all this then??
menotyou:
Update dammit.
God damn I hate updating this thing. Until I get attacked by ninjas and kick all their heads off, I feel that nothing I write here will be interesting. Oh look, I might buy some jeans, holy crap I'm going on a diet, big damned deal. Anything interesting I type up at work when I'm bored, either at skorb.blogspot.com, or trwdd.pbwiki.com. After all that, all...
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smellslikescifi:
Since I'm from Texas (Yee-HAW!) and I like to piss off them EYE-talians, I pronounces it: "Passta".
menotyou:
Wait?! What? Hair plugs? Huh?!?
All hail the Houston group!
readyamykill:
you're mom's addicted.
to your face.
eat it.
to your face.
eat it.
I went to Super Target tonight. It is insane...it's like a Super Wal-Mart that doesn't smell bad or make me want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon.