So I'm all kinds of full-time and all making a living wage now. I wear suspenders, because I think it looks good and it intimidates my coworkers. I am going to find an apartment, because I can no longer stand living with reptile people that turn the air conditioner off when they get home, even if I am already here, and turn it off whenever I leave. Is it too much to ask for inside to be just slightly cooler than outside? Don't cry to me about the absurd electric bill, you're the ones so set on living in this giant expensive house with all its expensive bills even though you don't own it and never will, and since the both of you put together make about as much as a high school history teacher.
So I'm going to move and sign a year lease and spend my free time looking for another job somewhere where it snows, and where there's fall. Other than that life is good. Got me a gym membership, hot sauce festival tomorrow, gator festival sunday, beer and gun club cookoff on the 22nd, and oh yes....the return of the NHL. Too bad no games will be televised, I guess I can always get my pipe and slippers and a glass of ovaltine and get cozy by the wireless (knobs...not wi-fi).
One last thing...OSX tiger on x86. Going to give it a go Monday. Wish me luck.
So I'm going to move and sign a year lease and spend my free time looking for another job somewhere where it snows, and where there's fall. Other than that life is good. Got me a gym membership, hot sauce festival tomorrow, gator festival sunday, beer and gun club cookoff on the 22nd, and oh yes....the return of the NHL. Too bad no games will be televised, I guess I can always get my pipe and slippers and a glass of ovaltine and get cozy by the wireless (knobs...not wi-fi).
One last thing...OSX tiger on x86. Going to give it a go Monday. Wish me luck.
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bluevalentine:
you=awesome
endedben:
I'm so happy you exist.