I hate emoticons, or "smilies" - I thought they were just for fourth-grade girls until I got here and saw grown men and women using them regularly. I'm sure if they could somehow sparkle and smell like tropical fruits they'd be all the more popular. People should learn to make a coherent statement about their opinions rather than just take the lazy way out and approximate their emotions with some cutesy bullshit.
On a lighter note, I have a job, and culinary school is better than I ever imagined, so I am really happy these days (that's big-toothy-dumbass smilie for those of you with something against written language).
Also some advice: It's rude to look a gift horse in the mouth, so if someone gives you something for free, wait until you get it home to examine it thoroughly, so you can catch something like a loosened base that's going to cause your blender to pull apart with just a turn, spilling scalding hot mushroom puree all over the counter and your hand.
On a lighter note, I have a job, and culinary school is better than I ever imagined, so I am really happy these days (that's big-toothy-dumbass smilie for those of you with something against written language).
Also some advice: It's rude to look a gift horse in the mouth, so if someone gives you something for free, wait until you get it home to examine it thoroughly, so you can catch something like a loosened base that's going to cause your blender to pull apart with just a turn, spilling scalding hot mushroom puree all over the counter and your hand.
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synapse:
yeah, but even the lickin's off the counter were delicious! emote this! $###^&%$#@!!%&* oh and p.s. calls will ensue... also, think of what your magical treat will be, for the care of our furry ones!
menotyou:
Sing it brutha! Emoticons are the bane of intelligent conversation. I say burn them to the ground and raze their ashes.