batman

I hate when people describe something as "better than sex" because it rarely is. In fact, I'm having a very hard time thinking of anything better than sex. I want everyone that reads this to post something they legitimately think is better than sex, like if you had to choose between one or the other forever, you'd choose ______ over sex. And don't put things essential to life like "water" or "oxygen" or something, and don't DON'T say "love" or you get ultimate punch in the face you stupid hippie.

Probably all I can think of is great food. I think I could live a life of celebacy so long as I never had to eat another bad meal again.