So, another two prospective roommates have dissed me hardcore. I tell you friends and neighbors, the lad is getting mighty discouraged. Am I giving off a loser vibe? Do I reek of desperation? You'd tell me right? Right?
On another note, I have secured the services of a personal trainer. Not the brightest bulb, and not really much of a personality but he's built like a minature incredible hulk, if the hulk was 5'3" and black., and he is very helpful. So outta shape. He really helped with the diet thing too. Do I want to spend $800 a month for him though? I mean, that's just not responsible right? Sure I have the money, but I should put it towards a house or something right?
I am not cut out to be a grown-up.
Speaking of grown-up stuff, I am a horny devil today. Talking to a female statey at the airport today, just casually flirting (probably the only time I've seen a statey smile) when I realized I was getting turned on. I don't now why but I would've jumped her bones right there and then, if it hadn't been for the fact she was armed and I have a modicum of self-control.
Whatever, I need to get busy.
On another note, I have secured the services of a personal trainer. Not the brightest bulb, and not really much of a personality but he's built like a minature incredible hulk, if the hulk was 5'3" and black., and he is very helpful. So outta shape. He really helped with the diet thing too. Do I want to spend $800 a month for him though? I mean, that's just not responsible right? Sure I have the money, but I should put it towards a house or something right?
I am not cut out to be a grown-up.
Speaking of grown-up stuff, I am a horny devil today. Talking to a female statey at the airport today, just casually flirting (probably the only time I've seen a statey smile) when I realized I was getting turned on. I don't now why but I would've jumped her bones right there and then, if it hadn't been for the fact she was armed and I have a modicum of self-control.
Whatever, I need to get busy.
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That's way too much money for someone to tell you how to live your life. That's almost 10,000 dollars a year! If you want to waste that kind of money, hire yourself an on-call hooker. Shit, you'd get more out of it at least. Or: Save the $800 a month and say forget getting a roommate. Roomates suck, eat all your food, fuck on your bed, and always "pay you back later".
[Edited on Feb 16, 2005 4:32PM]
If you were any closer, like..in Milwaukee, I'd offer to move in, because I need to get out of here, and you don't seem too loserish for me..
Everyone is getting so fricken horny these days. Gosh
Thank you for the comment on my picture.