While I'm happy that my roommate has a new ladyfriend I am less than pleased that he fucks her loudly in the house while I'm here. Does that make me seem mean?
You are clearly mean. You know, if you were a nice guy, you'd have brought them steamed towels, Valrhona chocolate, spring water with lemon, and a spray bottle filled with a lavender scented body spritzer to cool down.
You cad.