And some days my life feels like a low-rent Star Wars:
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Hit it.
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heatherdlite:
It's fine that people don't leave me comments.
Love is always nice. But, if you have to ASK for it....
I don't seek it out like,
"HEY EVERYBODY"
yknow?
Love is always nice. But, if you have to ASK for it....
I don't seek it out like,
"HEY EVERYBODY"
yknow?
heatherdlite:
0h yeah, that.
Well, I don't really have an answer. I've been on here for 2 years, and I think this may be my last.
I am easy enough to find, in case anyone might look.
I have a myspace, a website, and thousands of people a day watch my videos online...lol..
but nobody wants to see me naked. That's fine.
Ha ha. That's funny.
Well, I don't really have an answer. I've been on here for 2 years, and I think this may be my last.
I am easy enough to find, in case anyone might look.
I have a myspace, a website, and thousands of people a day watch my videos online...lol..
but nobody wants to see me naked. That's fine.
Ha ha. That's funny.
Nerd Storm!
I can't stop watching this for some reason.
CROW POWER!
I can't stop watching this for some reason.
CROW POWER!
smuffy:
if you want it, you don't need it...
Shit that drives me nuts:
My physiology/pathophysiology professor, Dr. Ally. I'm not sure if I can really call him a doctor since he declared that the human heart begins to beat at about 2 weeks. Why would that annoy me? BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING ORGANS AT TWO WEEKS!!!!! You're still a bunch of cells and shit at two weeks and this guy's all...
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My physiology/pathophysiology professor, Dr. Ally. I'm not sure if I can really call him a doctor since he declared that the human heart begins to beat at about 2 weeks. Why would that annoy me? BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING ORGANS AT TWO WEEKS!!!!! You're still a bunch of cells and shit at two weeks and this guy's all...
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smuffy:
go you.
smuffy:
p.s. I want to hear your accent, too!
I have changed all the names in my phone's contact list to codenames for better "security". A sampling:
White_Shadow
Indian_Thunder
Morticia
HeartBreaker
Princess
Lucky
Superstar
RockStar
CODENAMES ARE THE FUTURE!!!
WHAT ARE YOUR CODENAMES?!?!
White_Shadow
Indian_Thunder
Morticia
HeartBreaker
Princess
Lucky
Superstar
RockStar
CODENAMES ARE THE FUTURE!!!
WHAT ARE YOUR CODENAMES?!?!
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scheisskopf:
I agree. Pony Boy is good.
tinyhobo:
i want a codename.
you said i should call you..
but I dont think i have your number.
you said i should call you..
but I dont think i have your number.
Somebody thinks I'm a lot hotter than most other people give me credit for.
PS Smuffs I'll get the gmail thing done, I mean it!
PPS One exam down, four to go.
PS Smuffs I'll get the gmail thing done, I mean it!
PPS One exam down, four to go.
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smuffy:
I'm not sure when stella is coming, but whenever it will be, I'm down with whatever is going on. 
11/20/06 12:00 PM Begin last exam beofre the Thanksgiving Break.
11/20/06 12:30 PM Finish last exam before Thanksgiving Break.
11/20/06 12:37 PM Order four shots for self at the Squealing Pig.
11/20/06 2:30ish Burn down most of Boston in alcoholic haze.
Counting down, yo.
11/20/06 12:30 PM Finish last exam before Thanksgiving Break.
11/20/06 12:37 PM Order four shots for self at the Squealing Pig.
11/20/06 2:30ish Burn down most of Boston in alcoholic haze.
Counting down, yo.
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cider:
Hahaha
Just bring someone with you - then it won't be so bad.
Just bring someone with you - then it won't be so bad.
margot_dent:
well there aint a ring on my finger yet!
Up to my neck in schoolwork and feelings of being in over my head. Will make contact later. Gar.
smuffy:
I demand your first contact be with my butthole.
thanks.
thanks.
smuffy:
what are the plans for the weekend?
p.s. alyk and I talked about you yesterday. again. stop being awesome alone and start being awesome together with us.
p.s. alyk and I talked about you yesterday. again. stop being awesome alone and start being awesome together with us.
Pop Quiz hotshots! What movie starred both Jill Hennessey, Stephen Root, and Bradley Whitford? Whoever gets the answer gets a hand job.
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alyk:
The Suri photos? CBS news showed a shot of them and a friend who owns a blog took a screen shot and emailed me the link. The official release is sometime tomorrow, I think.
No, I don't wear glasses, but I'm getting very old, and I'm sure eyesight will be first to go.
No, I don't wear glasses, but I'm getting very old, and I'm sure eyesight will be first to go.
fridgemagnet:
Unconvincing.
The_Bastard Chronicles: A Fistful of Rizzos
Edit: Ok so besides the love-fest I posted last night while all drunk and shitty, I got some problems. You may or may not have noticed that the old Rizzonator has not been around as of late, merely a few scattered comments here and there. Or maybe you haven't notcied cuz you dont give a shit. Anyway, I've been...
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Edit: Ok so besides the love-fest I posted last night while all drunk and shitty, I got some problems. You may or may not have noticed that the old Rizzonator has not been around as of late, merely a few scattered comments here and there. Or maybe you haven't notcied cuz you dont give a shit. Anyway, I've been...
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alyk:
Oh, and because you are my 105th comment for the day, I'll give you the ultra-rare shot of my ass...
sureality:
I am so glad you enjoyed the new Alexsandria Shoot. Check out my journal for behind the scenes.
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josie:
Well you're name is "thebastard", but I don't know about silly.
thefreak:
TRANSLATION: Rizzo has teh owl herpes.
ZING!
Regretting that acne crack NOW, huh?
HUH?!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
-TM
ZING!
Regretting that acne crack NOW, huh?
HUH?!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
-TM
You know what makes you feel really old?
Drinking a lot of vodka drink type drinks in one sitting.
You know what makes you feel young?
Shagging some cute 21 year old senseless after aforementioned imbibment.
I might tell you later. Right now I have to go vomit my head into oblivion.
Drinking a lot of vodka drink type drinks in one sitting.
You know what makes you feel young?
Shagging some cute 21 year old senseless after aforementioned imbibment.
I might tell you later. Right now I have to go vomit my head into oblivion.
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moya:
Who?! Who?! Name names!
Is it that obvious?
It's only been about..half a year..
I find nothing wrong with playing with my pussy. The furry one.
On four legs.
Yea, I must agree with you, though..laid, indeed!
Is it that obvious?
It's only been about..half a year..
I find nothing wrong with playing with my pussy. The furry one.
On four legs.
Yea, I must agree with you, though..laid, indeed!
_dictionarygirl_:
Hehe it's okay. I have a friend who's been trying to get into my mum's pants for years. That's what happens when you've got a milf for a mom. As long as I get at least half of her good genes, it's all good. 
Have fun in Baltimore!
Have fun in Baltimore!
I just found a girl with really gross nipples, but I can't share it with the email circle. Oh my god.