Remember devil sticks? Weren't those fuckers annoying as hell?
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So. Old.
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margot_dent:
many happy returns 
megze:
Happy Birthday!
It's a sobering thought when the people who like you the most, know you the least.
Gay marriage is like sex with Kobe Bryant; you may not like it but its going to happen anyway.
kristie:
HA! Did you come up with that on your own?
While I'm happy that my roommate has a new ladyfriend I am less than pleased that he fucks her loudly in the house while I'm here. Does that make me seem mean?
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wildswan:
You are clearly mean. You know, if you were a nice guy, you'd have brought them steamed towels, Valrhona chocolate, spring water with lemon, and a spray bottle filled with a lavender scented body spritzer to cool down.
You cad.
You cad.
megze:
Go find your own girl and have a competition!
It's like they condensed my life story into an ad for an energy drink.
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coyotemike:
You bastard! You brought that C/E trainwreck back to the front page. I'm afraid we're going to have to wedgie you to death now.
koala:
Well hello there! Long time no talk! How goes it?
So hey there, whats the word?
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wildswan:
I can't say for certain that your using the vernacular in the correct context, but I can say that if you're applying concentration to failing out of school, you're doing it wrong.
Anyway, what seems to be the problem?
Anyway, what seems to be the problem?
margot_dent:
riiiiiizzzzzo, we miss you! i miss you! the rod misses you! are you going to be around more often/for awhile?
I'm not dead you pricks. God.
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koala:
That's good to hear
_dictionarygirl_:
Hey, thanks for the lookin' out! 
I'm not evacuated, on account of I have a swanky new apartment a bit closer to downtown. That said: mi familia is evacuated and at the apartment with me!
But the fire isn't too close to the house at the moment, so hopefully everything remains fine.
Oh hey and glad you're not dead!
I'm not evacuated, on account of I have a swanky new apartment a bit closer to downtown. That said: mi familia is evacuated and at the apartment with me!
But the fire isn't too close to the house at the moment, so hopefully everything remains fine.
Oh hey and glad you're not dead!
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raedyn:
you are invited to attend a 'Welcome to Boston' party via Boston Duck Tour.I'm planning on having this on one of these days (august 31st,September 1st,September 2nd) the times i requested are 5:00,6:00,7:00.. to rent out one whole duck it costs around $800 so that would be about $25.00 per person if i can fill the duck which would be 32 people.feel free to bring whomever you would like just as long as you let me know so i can tally how many people are attending.thank you and i hope to hear from you soon!<3Raedyn
wildswan:
That's trollop to you, sir!
I'm not up to much. I'm only taking over the world, and providing the best blow jobs in the universe.
I'm kidding.
I'm not up to much. I'm only taking over the world, and providing the best blow jobs in the universe.
I'm kidding.
Destroy this message.
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wildswan:
There you go, making my laugh headache worse.
There you go, making my laugh headache worse.
wildswan:
Every time I see your profile pic, I think: Eggnormous! Meatnormous! Cheesenormous!
Well aren't we?
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buttonbutton:
awww, when you say shit like that, I just wanna facefuck you.
buttonbutton:
also...
Also, fuck devil sticks. That was that Ren Faire shit, right? Fuck that.
Also, I keep meaning to make a new blog for you, but I keep forgetting. That shall be my project for this week.