I guess i looked at the blogs from various people today especially the groupSGUK who organise various meets hich look ,cool and fun.I thought i would join to be faced by the biggest pile of nationalistic dictorial bullshit i have ever read.
here follows rules to join
1767488
WELCOME TO SGUK, PUNY HUMAN.
JUST APPLIED?
1: SG's (including Limbo-girls) get in without the need for a vouch. However you may need to notify me so that I can let you in, you charmingly naked lady, you. You will follow all rules in the group that the members do and must comply with any requests made by the group owner (that's me. Hello. My, that's a smashing blouse you have on.). these rules are The Site rules. Non-compliance will result in a complaint to the staff. Being a Hopeful doesn't count. Messaging me to tell me I should let you in because you'll be a proper grown-up SG soon will result in me cursing you so hard your grandmother will fall over.
SO I HAVE TO BE A SG GIRL TO GET IN WITHOUT A VOUCH WHAT SPECIAL REQUIREMENT DO SG GIRLS HAVE OVER MERE MORTALS I WONDER??
2: If you are from foreign climes and visiting our fair shores, and thus don't have time to wait for a regular vouch thread (more on that below), message me so that I can arrange a special vouch for you to get in. UK-types or people not on a timetable trying to get around the usual vouching procedure this way will have their kneecaps stolen in the night
SO IF YOUR BRITISH LIVE ABROAD GET A SPECIAL VOUCH AND A KNEECAPPING SOUNDS FUN
3. Regular UK members must gain entry by means of a vouch thread.
HMMM SO YOU NEED TO GET VOTED ON EVEN IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON SG FOR OVER 3 YEARS I THOUGHT THIS WAS A UK MEMBERS GROUP CAN,T BE THAT MANY OF US??
No journal, no profile, no picture, no way. SGUK is a place for people, not terrifying journal-less entities.
THAT SOUNDS PRETTY OK
VOUCH GUIDELINES
1. An SG member on the vouch list needs two vouches from two separate members in order to gain entry into SGUK.
2. Twice a month, I will post a new VOUCH thread. This thread consists of the names of outsiders, desperate for a place amongst us in SGUK. It is up to members of the group to vouch for an outsider to be let in. Other members may disagree with your vouch, or back it up. I will have final say, but usually I can trust your judgement, I'm sure.
2. You may un-vouch for someone if you have a good reason for not wanting them to join SGUK. E.g.- the member is creepy and inappropriate. An un-vouch will count against a vouch. DO NOT un-vouch on the thread, you can message me your concern using the SG messages feature. This is very important as it keeps dramarama from happening in the vouch threads.
3. Please have had some kind of social interaction with the people you are vouching in I'd prefer it if the member you're vouching is on your friends list. Hell, if you like 'em enough to vouch for 'em, why not not invite them to be your friend before introducing them to the group?
4. This thread is not for comments, or conversations. Just the names of people you want to vouch.
TWO BUT IF SOMEONE DOESN,T LIKE YOU YOUR FUCKED I GUESS!.SOUNDS VERY VERY IN HOUSE
RULES
1. There's a lot of banter and verbal sparring in SGUK. However, you will treat fellow members with respect and not let threads degenerate into flame wars. Failure to do so will make me very grumpy.
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU
2. Just to make things clear as crystal: NO HATE SPEECH DIRECTED AGAINST ANY RACE, NATIONALITY, SEX OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION!
NO POLITICAL SHIT ON THE SITE
3. No 'funny' Email forwards. No hilarious jpegs. No fucking stupid quizzes. We've seen it all before. Stick it in the 'webshite' thread.
HA HA I,M FUCKED ,NO HUMOUR SOUNDS EXCITING !
. Do not use this group to harass the SGs or female members. If you do this, I will remove you from the group and make a complaint to SG staff to have you zotted from the site entirely. I will also not tolerate members who harass others over email or in chat clients. Don't be 'that guy' who gets mocked relentlessly in every private group under the sun for being a creepy sleaze who tried to use SG as his own little black book. Also, ladies, you can be creepy too. I'm watching you like a hawk. With bionic eyes.
NO HARASSING FEMALE MEMBERS AND SG,S THATS A BIT SEXIST DOES IT WORK THE OTHER WAY ROUND.THE BIONIC HAWK BIRDY IS SCARING ME LOL
5. I will kick you out of the group if you violate any of the rules or if I receive a valid complaint about you from a Suicidegirl or member. A valid issue for complaint is usually centred on harassment, or a general case of fantastic dickery. I also reserve the right to kick you out if you behave in a way I deem inappropriate in other groups on SG or on the main boards. My aim is to make this is fun place to interact, and if you are getting in the way of that, you bring down the full brunt of my monstrous and unholy wrath upon your head.
AGAIN I DON,T WANNA THREATENED BY SOME DICKHEAD WHO THINKS I HAVE DONE WRONG ,CAN HE BACK HIS FIREPOWER UP ??
Hopeful Spamming' will not be tolerated.
It's not that we hate Hopefuls. Some of my best friends are Hopefuls, with sets in SCS and everything. It's more that if you attempt to spam your sets in SGUK or spam the members via private message or journal comment I shall grow wings merely for the purpose of flying to your house like a screeching, demented harpy and shitting through your letterbox. And embedded in that bowel movement, spelt out in sweetcorn, will be the words 'YOU'RE FUCKING BOOTED SUNSHINE'. So: Please confine your set-promotions to your journal and the Hopefuls group where they belong. Do not post threads about your set in SGUK or comment in any existing thread with a link to your set.
OK NO BEEVER ON SGUK THAT BLOWS ha ha the threats rain onwards.THREATS IN CAPITALS DO RULE THOU!
MEETS
1. There have been many, many meets of UK members in SGUK, it's a very sociable place full of jolly nice people and you get out what you put in. Join us! Otherwise you're getting only half the SGUK experience, the other half involving booze, witticisms and having embarrassing pictures taken of you gurning at the camera.
2. If you want to organize a meet in your area, or if you have an event you'd like to advertise, like a gig, then please go the 'Event' tab and fill in all the details. Members are free to advertise their gigs here all they want as long as they also participate in other threads. If all you are going to do is spam the group, then I will boot you. PLEASE post the details of a meet/event/gig at least one week in advance. If you post an event on the same day it's happening then complain no-one turned up, I will kill and prepare your pets/loved ones into a sumptuous bisque to be served with a cheeky little Sauvignon Blanc.
3. Most of the meets are held in public places like pubs so please observe normal modes of behaviour in these places. We've got our favourite haunts and we don't want to get barred because some idiot picked a fight. Be respectful to everybody you meet. Do not start fights or arguments in public. Don't harrass any of the women or make people feel uncomfortable with your behaviour. If you can't say something nice - shut up.
4. Please look after each other, respect each other's property and if someone is drunk and seems incapable of finding their own way home, please make sure that they at least get in a taxi or something.
5. If you want to bring people from off the site (ie mates and girlfriends) please ask first. We like to know exactly who's who at meets. It usually won't be a problem, but PLEASE ASK FIRST.
6. Do mingle and get to know people. It can be intimidating if it's your first time but we're all very friendly people. Talk to the SGs, or get someone to introduce you. They don't bite.
7. DO NOT invite people who have been kicked out of SGUK or off SG entirely to the meets. This is against the website's rules and against my own personal rules for this group. If I've kicked them out, it was for a good reason. If the staff have removed them from the site, it was for a REALLY good reason. Break this rule and I will zot you so fucking hard you CEASE TO EXIST
8. If there is someone making you feel uncomfortable at a meet (whether they are a member of the site or not), please consider letting one of the more senior members know at the time and they will have a word. Alternatively, you can message me and I may either boot them or give them a warning.
THE MEET DOES SOUND FUN BUT BIG BROTHER IS STILL WATCHING YOU
This isn't a rule as such, but in my rather lengthy experience in SGUK, I usually find that those people willing to throw themselves in at the deep end at meets end up getting the most out of it. Quite often (and understandably so) people coming to their first meets have felt nervous and brought a friend along or suchlike, but then usually end up spending their whole evening talking to their mate and not really mingling. We're (mostly) nice and welcoming people, we love it when new people turn up to meets (provided they're not crazy people) and we all started somewhere. Don't be afraid to come on your own.
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THE LAST BIT IS THE ONLY REALLY WELCOMING PIECE WRITTEN BY A VERY HILTER LIKE NOBJOCKEY!
I GUESS I HAVE FAB MATES IN SGUK KILA,MARIE,MARK which i love dearly and this is not offensive towards them.but i think i will give it a miss!.
ps
CHANGE YOUR NAME SON TO SOUR BADNESS sounds like a dictorial leaders name.
here follows rules to join
1767488
WELCOME TO SGUK, PUNY HUMAN.
JUST APPLIED?
1: SG's (including Limbo-girls) get in without the need for a vouch. However you may need to notify me so that I can let you in, you charmingly naked lady, you. You will follow all rules in the group that the members do and must comply with any requests made by the group owner (that's me. Hello. My, that's a smashing blouse you have on.). these rules are The Site rules. Non-compliance will result in a complaint to the staff. Being a Hopeful doesn't count. Messaging me to tell me I should let you in because you'll be a proper grown-up SG soon will result in me cursing you so hard your grandmother will fall over.
SO I HAVE TO BE A SG GIRL TO GET IN WITHOUT A VOUCH WHAT SPECIAL REQUIREMENT DO SG GIRLS HAVE OVER MERE MORTALS I WONDER??
2: If you are from foreign climes and visiting our fair shores, and thus don't have time to wait for a regular vouch thread (more on that below), message me so that I can arrange a special vouch for you to get in. UK-types or people not on a timetable trying to get around the usual vouching procedure this way will have their kneecaps stolen in the night
SO IF YOUR BRITISH LIVE ABROAD GET A SPECIAL VOUCH AND A KNEECAPPING SOUNDS FUN
3. Regular UK members must gain entry by means of a vouch thread.
HMMM SO YOU NEED TO GET VOTED ON EVEN IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON SG FOR OVER 3 YEARS I THOUGHT THIS WAS A UK MEMBERS GROUP CAN,T BE THAT MANY OF US??
No journal, no profile, no picture, no way. SGUK is a place for people, not terrifying journal-less entities.
THAT SOUNDS PRETTY OK
VOUCH GUIDELINES
1. An SG member on the vouch list needs two vouches from two separate members in order to gain entry into SGUK.
2. Twice a month, I will post a new VOUCH thread. This thread consists of the names of outsiders, desperate for a place amongst us in SGUK. It is up to members of the group to vouch for an outsider to be let in. Other members may disagree with your vouch, or back it up. I will have final say, but usually I can trust your judgement, I'm sure.
2. You may un-vouch for someone if you have a good reason for not wanting them to join SGUK. E.g.- the member is creepy and inappropriate. An un-vouch will count against a vouch. DO NOT un-vouch on the thread, you can message me your concern using the SG messages feature. This is very important as it keeps dramarama from happening in the vouch threads.
3. Please have had some kind of social interaction with the people you are vouching in I'd prefer it if the member you're vouching is on your friends list. Hell, if you like 'em enough to vouch for 'em, why not not invite them to be your friend before introducing them to the group?
4. This thread is not for comments, or conversations. Just the names of people you want to vouch.
TWO BUT IF SOMEONE DOESN,T LIKE YOU YOUR FUCKED I GUESS!.SOUNDS VERY VERY IN HOUSE
RULES
1. There's a lot of banter and verbal sparring in SGUK. However, you will treat fellow members with respect and not let threads degenerate into flame wars. Failure to do so will make me very grumpy.
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU
2. Just to make things clear as crystal: NO HATE SPEECH DIRECTED AGAINST ANY RACE, NATIONALITY, SEX OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION!
NO POLITICAL SHIT ON THE SITE
3. No 'funny' Email forwards. No hilarious jpegs. No fucking stupid quizzes. We've seen it all before. Stick it in the 'webshite' thread.
HA HA I,M FUCKED ,NO HUMOUR SOUNDS EXCITING !
. Do not use this group to harass the SGs or female members. If you do this, I will remove you from the group and make a complaint to SG staff to have you zotted from the site entirely. I will also not tolerate members who harass others over email or in chat clients. Don't be 'that guy' who gets mocked relentlessly in every private group under the sun for being a creepy sleaze who tried to use SG as his own little black book. Also, ladies, you can be creepy too. I'm watching you like a hawk. With bionic eyes.
NO HARASSING FEMALE MEMBERS AND SG,S THATS A BIT SEXIST DOES IT WORK THE OTHER WAY ROUND.THE BIONIC HAWK BIRDY IS SCARING ME LOL
5. I will kick you out of the group if you violate any of the rules or if I receive a valid complaint about you from a Suicidegirl or member. A valid issue for complaint is usually centred on harassment, or a general case of fantastic dickery. I also reserve the right to kick you out if you behave in a way I deem inappropriate in other groups on SG or on the main boards. My aim is to make this is fun place to interact, and if you are getting in the way of that, you bring down the full brunt of my monstrous and unholy wrath upon your head.
AGAIN I DON,T WANNA THREATENED BY SOME DICKHEAD WHO THINKS I HAVE DONE WRONG ,CAN HE BACK HIS FIREPOWER UP ??
Hopeful Spamming' will not be tolerated.
It's not that we hate Hopefuls. Some of my best friends are Hopefuls, with sets in SCS and everything. It's more that if you attempt to spam your sets in SGUK or spam the members via private message or journal comment I shall grow wings merely for the purpose of flying to your house like a screeching, demented harpy and shitting through your letterbox. And embedded in that bowel movement, spelt out in sweetcorn, will be the words 'YOU'RE FUCKING BOOTED SUNSHINE'. So: Please confine your set-promotions to your journal and the Hopefuls group where they belong. Do not post threads about your set in SGUK or comment in any existing thread with a link to your set.
OK NO BEEVER ON SGUK THAT BLOWS ha ha the threats rain onwards.THREATS IN CAPITALS DO RULE THOU!
MEETS
1. There have been many, many meets of UK members in SGUK, it's a very sociable place full of jolly nice people and you get out what you put in. Join us! Otherwise you're getting only half the SGUK experience, the other half involving booze, witticisms and having embarrassing pictures taken of you gurning at the camera.
2. If you want to organize a meet in your area, or if you have an event you'd like to advertise, like a gig, then please go the 'Event' tab and fill in all the details. Members are free to advertise their gigs here all they want as long as they also participate in other threads. If all you are going to do is spam the group, then I will boot you. PLEASE post the details of a meet/event/gig at least one week in advance. If you post an event on the same day it's happening then complain no-one turned up, I will kill and prepare your pets/loved ones into a sumptuous bisque to be served with a cheeky little Sauvignon Blanc.
3. Most of the meets are held in public places like pubs so please observe normal modes of behaviour in these places. We've got our favourite haunts and we don't want to get barred because some idiot picked a fight. Be respectful to everybody you meet. Do not start fights or arguments in public. Don't harrass any of the women or make people feel uncomfortable with your behaviour. If you can't say something nice - shut up.
4. Please look after each other, respect each other's property and if someone is drunk and seems incapable of finding their own way home, please make sure that they at least get in a taxi or something.
5. If you want to bring people from off the site (ie mates and girlfriends) please ask first. We like to know exactly who's who at meets. It usually won't be a problem, but PLEASE ASK FIRST.
6. Do mingle and get to know people. It can be intimidating if it's your first time but we're all very friendly people. Talk to the SGs, or get someone to introduce you. They don't bite.
7. DO NOT invite people who have been kicked out of SGUK or off SG entirely to the meets. This is against the website's rules and against my own personal rules for this group. If I've kicked them out, it was for a good reason. If the staff have removed them from the site, it was for a REALLY good reason. Break this rule and I will zot you so fucking hard you CEASE TO EXIST
8. If there is someone making you feel uncomfortable at a meet (whether they are a member of the site or not), please consider letting one of the more senior members know at the time and they will have a word. Alternatively, you can message me and I may either boot them or give them a warning.
THE MEET DOES SOUND FUN BUT BIG BROTHER IS STILL WATCHING YOU
This isn't a rule as such, but in my rather lengthy experience in SGUK, I usually find that those people willing to throw themselves in at the deep end at meets end up getting the most out of it. Quite often (and understandably so) people coming to their first meets have felt nervous and brought a friend along or suchlike, but then usually end up spending their whole evening talking to their mate and not really mingling. We're (mostly) nice and welcoming people, we love it when new people turn up to meets (provided they're not crazy people) and we all started somewhere. Don't be afraid to come on your own.
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THE LAST BIT IS THE ONLY REALLY WELCOMING PIECE WRITTEN BY A VERY HILTER LIKE NOBJOCKEY!
I GUESS I HAVE FAB MATES IN SGUK KILA,MARIE,MARK which i love dearly and this is not offensive towards them.but i think i will give it a miss!.
ps
CHANGE YOUR NAME SON TO SOUR BADNESS sounds like a dictorial leaders name.
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Plus - if I wanted to see a bunch of shoddy sets...I could just go on MySpace and Livejournal