HAPPY XMAS HO HO HO and all that shit !!!.
So the day we flex our credit card muscles to the full has come and nearly gone for another year.
I have had a good day in all spoiled by only one person which rules more on him later.
XMAS MORN JAPANESE PORN
So i rose early 6 45am do recieve prezzies from the gorgeous chomper who got me a truck load of t shirts ,grots(underpants) some jean paul guatier aftershave which i love even thou gays chase me when i wear it(steady alex) the poor dear always does well i am impossible to buy for!
I got the following from
Libra some awesome grots and mullet cards
Mum and Dad
A fucking grey scarf and some horrendous peirre cardin boxer shorts and socks
My Sister
A bottle of wine we just finished hic(sorry chomps
)
and my fave prezzie
A fuckin cool wrestling mask from the grotz from notts
deadmanshand and purplesiamese
they also bought me a voiced wwe keyring wooooooo,do you want some come get some
I have decided i have to accept the fact i will recieve socks and grots for the rest of my life at least no one bought me fucking slippers
BEST XMAS PRESENT OF ALL
So i lied my fave prezzie this year wasn,t gifted wrapped and cost nothing it was that my other half had xmas dinner with me at my mums after we worked out she could have dinner and i would be able to get her to work for 3 oclock.It was good but my heart and soul missed her this afternoon and evening hey here she is just before we set off in gosh a normal piccy and also a piccy of bruno and his giant bone
VOMIT,VENOM,VICTORY AND VANS????
So we usually goto my sisters on xmas day to see Euan my 7 year old nephew who is awesome and at 7 one of my best friends we have a lot in common and mental age.Me ,my mum and dad and gran all poled into my sisters house and was greeted with love off my sister like always Euan had a WII i am know physically fucked after nearly destroying the room playing wii sports my shoulders ache.
We started drinking at five and it was ace but a certain person namely my sisters fiance decided to be a barrrrr humbag and party pooper.The fucker wouldnt even go to my mums for dinner becaues he doesn,t like my mum and dad but is nice as pie when they come over.My um decided to leave the party pooper who told the young un off all day long(fuck it chill its xmas dude kids get excited)and my mother and sister ambled off to the kitchen and conseratory to get royally drunk on 5 bottles of wine.
I usually like to fuck off my piss poor boring bro in law by doin something wacky.Since i had got a wrestling mask i nicked some of chrossys leggings and after tea made a excuse and headed upstairs to become CARDINAL SINN for the 1st time i arrived in the room my fuckin gran looked petrified my mum thought in her pissed up state i was a s and m man whore and my nephew looked at me in awe and wonderment fair brought a tear to my eye.
So the first bought i had to shake off the young uns early aggressive moves which include a aweome kick to the bollocks(it fuckin hurt)and a inverted arm beam and cross body spla sh heres the action
RThe young un shows qualities beyond his years as he takes the fight to the sinn man
But soon the cardinals power takes control
A vicious side headlock
He is weakened to the edge of defeat with a inverted half nelson nearly passing out
He is finished by a thunderous choke slam.
The spoils of victory the cardinal poses with fans ie his gran who is shitting bricking after watch me destroy the boy wonder
im coming to get my next victim in Nottingham heres the face of a fearsome warrior in victory and with the blood of anothers on his nostrils
Heres a piccy of the party pooper who stopped us dancing to the beasties and run dmc my mum was largin it
Hers the gruesme magic sets goodie being used for toilet humour and zombie make up
and a miniture toilet with a weeny turd and sick that me n euan made
Finally my mum was wakered and ordered by my dad to get ready to go home.My dads litle van only has two seats in the front so me and my drunken mother got in the back.On the way home she began to resemble the exorcist in speech and movement finally vomiting on my arm and my grans hair fucking hilarious i did escape for safety and fear of that vomit goodbye flavoured kiss.
So i am back home its only nine waiting for chrissy she should be home at 10 30 i have missed her.
EDIT
Just recieved a text from vegas from steve and caz wishing us a happy xmas and then one from steves saying hes in bed with both girls fuckin spawny perv
Finally thanx to alex for my japanese porn movie your a gent
and its the mother in laws tommorrow round fucking two i guess
cheers guys n girls enjoy to hols
love bash
ps
welcome MARC Aenjoy your stay fella
So the day we flex our credit card muscles to the full has come and nearly gone for another year.
I have had a good day in all spoiled by only one person which rules more on him later.
XMAS MORN JAPANESE PORN
So i rose early 6 45am do recieve prezzies from the gorgeous chomper who got me a truck load of t shirts ,grots(underpants) some jean paul guatier aftershave which i love even thou gays chase me when i wear it(steady alex) the poor dear always does well i am impossible to buy for!
I got the following from
Libra some awesome grots and mullet cards
Mum and Dad
A fucking grey scarf and some horrendous peirre cardin boxer shorts and socks
My Sister
A bottle of wine we just finished hic(sorry chomps
)and my fave prezzie
A fuckin cool wrestling mask from the grotz from notts
deadmanshand and purplesiamese
they also bought me a voiced wwe keyring wooooooo,do you want some come get some
I have decided i have to accept the fact i will recieve socks and grots for the rest of my life at least no one bought me fucking slippers
BEST XMAS PRESENT OF ALL
So i lied my fave prezzie this year wasn,t gifted wrapped and cost nothing it was that my other half had xmas dinner with me at my mums after we worked out she could have dinner and i would be able to get her to work for 3 oclock.It was good but my heart and soul missed her this afternoon and evening hey here she is just before we set off in gosh a normal piccy and also a piccy of bruno and his giant bone
VOMIT,VENOM,VICTORY AND VANS????
So we usually goto my sisters on xmas day to see Euan my 7 year old nephew who is awesome and at 7 one of my best friends we have a lot in common and mental age.Me ,my mum and dad and gran all poled into my sisters house and was greeted with love off my sister like always Euan had a WII i am know physically fucked after nearly destroying the room playing wii sports my shoulders ache.
We started drinking at five and it was ace but a certain person namely my sisters fiance decided to be a barrrrr humbag and party pooper.The fucker wouldnt even go to my mums for dinner becaues he doesn,t like my mum and dad but is nice as pie when they come over.My um decided to leave the party pooper who told the young un off all day long(fuck it chill its xmas dude kids get excited)and my mother and sister ambled off to the kitchen and conseratory to get royally drunk on 5 bottles of wine.
I usually like to fuck off my piss poor boring bro in law by doin something wacky.Since i had got a wrestling mask i nicked some of chrossys leggings and after tea made a excuse and headed upstairs to become CARDINAL SINN for the 1st time i arrived in the room my fuckin gran looked petrified my mum thought in her pissed up state i was a s and m man whore and my nephew looked at me in awe and wonderment fair brought a tear to my eye.
So the first bought i had to shake off the young uns early aggressive moves which include a aweome kick to the bollocks(it fuckin hurt)and a inverted arm beam and cross body spla sh heres the action
RThe young un shows qualities beyond his years as he takes the fight to the sinn man
But soon the cardinals power takes control
A vicious side headlock
He is weakened to the edge of defeat with a inverted half nelson nearly passing out
He is finished by a thunderous choke slam.
The spoils of victory the cardinal poses with fans ie his gran who is shitting bricking after watch me destroy the boy wonder
im coming to get my next victim in Nottingham heres the face of a fearsome warrior in victory and with the blood of anothers on his nostrils
Heres a piccy of the party pooper who stopped us dancing to the beasties and run dmc my mum was largin it
Hers the gruesme magic sets goodie being used for toilet humour and zombie make up
and a miniture toilet with a weeny turd and sick that me n euan made
Finally my mum was wakered and ordered by my dad to get ready to go home.My dads litle van only has two seats in the front so me and my drunken mother got in the back.On the way home she began to resemble the exorcist in speech and movement finally vomiting on my arm and my grans hair fucking hilarious i did escape for safety and fear of that vomit goodbye flavoured kiss.
So i am back home its only nine waiting for chrissy she should be home at 10 30 i have missed her.
EDIT
Just recieved a text from vegas from steve and caz wishing us a happy xmas and then one from steves saying hes in bed with both girls fuckin spawny perv
Finally thanx to alex for my japanese porn movie your a gent
and its the mother in laws tommorrow round fucking two i guesscheers guys n girls enjoy to hols
love bash
ps
welcome MARC Aenjoy your stay fella
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