bashster

I can regret that i haven,t posted for a week again ,again no excuses but just another wreckless blog of hi jinks will follow as per usual it will be stylised in paragragh form with witty bold typed titles hopefully you will enjoy
and it begins........

BASHSTER ... CHASTITY....AND ZEN LIKE MONKDOM

So the chomper monster returned on Monday from the doctors with news good and bad.
THE GOOD
She had a injection of birth control serum that enables one to have no stop sex for 3 months i think??
THE BAD
The injection takes 2 weeks to start to work so NO SEX arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggggggggg hhhhh sorry it still pains me thus i fear for the over usage of my right hand with so many temptations of the visual kind on offer!!

1.vida sadora and porn dvds

DEADMANSHAND AGAIN SENT ME A COPY OF WONDEROUS PORN a come of YOU DIRTY BASTARD VOLUME 4 full of big assed and big titted women.The biggest temptation of the wrist is the best porn babe wll ever for me VIDA SADORA
I will protect her inocence but this one is a challenge for what is to follow

2.HOPEFULS
There some gorgeous women in the hopefuls section my hand twitches above the pic button just like my cock i gotta resist
this



THE COCK TEASING OTHER HALF
She will love this but its hard to resist these

I have now vowed a week of celibacy of sex and masturbation thus i have taken a mantra style of lifedom for the next week will i last!


SCARY HAIRY AND NO HOLDS BARRED REVENGE

So remember last weeks defeat the bashster took in bath wrestling well the thighs of steel were defeated in a no holds barred bath match when chrissy to a oven baking tray to the head(this was in anger in her never cleaning it)i smashed it over her swede but i think i hit her to hard she looked in pain opps.

She then hasn,t threatened never to shave her legs again this means no sex thats fucking scary

COME TO VADER

I guess shopping at your local emporium its weird to bump into darth vader and a couple of in stormtroopers.
I first spied vader near the jelly babies but alas the gaurd spotted me

then they ordered me to come with them bugger captured

but i sweet talked them round and they were put under the influence of the force and posed with me n chrissy



Funniest thing ever seeing chrissy shit her pants when i asked her to pose with vader he noticed her fear and over the knicker grabbed her arm and in classic vader voice boomed come to vader,fucking hilarious alas i laffed so much at her looking like she shat her pants the piccy came out blurred bugger.

lunch with a lucious landarner
So we got to meetlibra this sunday and take her out for dinner ,shes immense i love her so much shes the most bubbly,infectous,gorgeous to boot woman i know ,i am always sad when you go home boo hoo



FINALLY...
I will be visiting caz n steve next weekend and i will leave you with the ultimate machine that should be installed in a mans bedroom

Look viagra,condoms ,orgasmio condoms,and nurofen for when the wife complains of headache.

be good no sex missing pisstake

ps
it sucks people spltting up lets hope they all find hapiness