SG ROAD TRIP TO NOTTINGHAM
I Survived the following
Wizards,serial killers,serial knicker sniffers,trannies,get your cock out videos,wrist breakin,elvis snogging,steevee snoggin,burger barfin,cage leerin,red carpet mockin,arrest by a police hen party shame!!! and a shitload of beer.
So i went to Nottingham to see Steve ,caz and becks who also graced us with her wonderful presence on a night of drunken debauchery,destruction and hangover hell in fact im sat writing this with a bottle of becks only had one i think its still in my system hic!!!!.
WHO LIVES IN A FLAT LIKE THIS????
So we arrived in Nottingham and steevee met us and took us to see his humble abode chrissy is dead nosey i just chilled drank grolsch while she whirlwinded herself round the flat.
JOURNEY TO THE CITY OF ROCK
We went to a eaterie and scoffed a good steak chrissy and caz 15inches(wouldn,t be the first time)of pizza steve i think had a burger.On the way we encounted a pub opening with the worst red carpet ever the oscars need n,t fear it was more frayed than ozzy in 1982.heres a pic and also i spyed a beeevy of hen party decked out as saucy police women i guess as steve said my perv monitor was on full alert
Note they could have put the bloody carpet straight and cut it a bit better
FANNY,TRANNY AND SKINNY MANNY
We left the eaterie and went to a pub which seemed to be stuck in a heavy metal timewarp circa 1990 ,we saw well chrissy moistened over a cryogenecally frozen glam rock skinny boy thawed out for the night,i was slighty taken with some good pervert work and we all had fun at a very bad tranny who should cut hair better.
We met cera -o becks it was great to see her and her story of cummed filled eye ball was awesome.Steve took a great deal of interest in boobs on a window ledge they were quite lovely juggly.
heres the well most sober we looked
the girls
the sexy boys
steve wins the my fingers girthier and longer than yours
me n becks with big grins
lush stockined talent
THE LEGENDARY GET YOUR COCK OUT VIDEO
So chrissy begged me not to show the get your cock out video which is a shame
.We began to feel a little nore in the party mood and fucking steve asked me to kiss him like out of one of them romantic novels.
NOTICE STEVES MY BITCH HAS I TAKE CONTROL
I try to look cool after snogging steve(my god that must tickle cazzas fanny)steve looks quite pleased scary
ROCK CITY ROX
We arrived at the legendary rock city i think chrissy enjoyed herself leering at women in their underwear in cages nearly gettin thrown out for taken their piccys,chased a harry potter wizard guy round the club he looked fuckin scared,i just drank to much.We rocked but Nirvana claimed becky who hit the deck and steve had to take her to hospital with a broken wrist.We decided to leave and walked cazza home which seemed a good idea until i sat on her sofa and the room move while i sat still,chrissy meanwhile decided to sniff cazzas knickers(which when steve found out turned him on perv)ps they were clean ones.i think caz looked worryed about us finding our hotel.I eat a dodgy burger then barfed in the hotel not cool.I then dreamed i was my dads false teeth and that i was Patrick Swayze in Point Break i could smell the salt and spray from the waves i managed to again speak the immortal last line before he surfs to his death.I was kinda thinking things that hapen trigger my dreams this one with the salt and spray is probably the splash back of vomit down the toilet the smell is probably the toilet bowl how gross is that.
SUNDAY
I felt rough ,we shopped and said goodbye to our wonderful hosts cazza and steve your awesome friends not someone we just met on sg true friends now god isound soppy don,t i!!!.
I didn,t have time to tell you about chrissy licking elvis,roy orbison and steve vai or TALIBASH or karatekid bash shame
REMEMBER KIDDIES DON,T CRY OVER NO MORE HARRY POTTER HES ALIVE AND WELL ROCKING IN NOTTINGHAM
BASH HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
PS
STEVE the first song we listened to on the way home was dude looks like a lady.wierd
NEXT IS THE GREAT BASH BARBEEE LATE AUGUST so jen and alex no excuses your coming the dog misses your belly button jen
fuck me my fingers hurt
I Survived the following
Wizards,serial killers,serial knicker sniffers,trannies,get your cock out videos,wrist breakin,elvis snogging,steevee snoggin,burger barfin,cage leerin,red carpet mockin,arrest by a police hen party shame!!! and a shitload of beer.
So i went to Nottingham to see Steve ,caz and becks who also graced us with her wonderful presence on a night of drunken debauchery,destruction and hangover hell in fact im sat writing this with a bottle of becks only had one i think its still in my system hic!!!!.
WHO LIVES IN A FLAT LIKE THIS????
So we arrived in Nottingham and steevee met us and took us to see his humble abode chrissy is dead nosey i just chilled drank grolsch while she whirlwinded herself round the flat.
JOURNEY TO THE CITY OF ROCK
We went to a eaterie and scoffed a good steak chrissy and caz 15inches(wouldn,t be the first time)of pizza steve i think had a burger.On the way we encounted a pub opening with the worst red carpet ever the oscars need n,t fear it was more frayed than ozzy in 1982.heres a pic and also i spyed a beeevy of hen party decked out as saucy police women i guess as steve said my perv monitor was on full alert
Note they could have put the bloody carpet straight and cut it a bit better
FANNY,TRANNY AND SKINNY MANNY
We left the eaterie and went to a pub which seemed to be stuck in a heavy metal timewarp circa 1990 ,we saw well chrissy moistened over a cryogenecally frozen glam rock skinny boy thawed out for the night,i was slighty taken with some good pervert work and we all had fun at a very bad tranny who should cut hair better.
We met cera -o becks it was great to see her and her story of cummed filled eye ball was awesome.Steve took a great deal of interest in boobs on a window ledge they were quite lovely juggly.
heres the well most sober we looked
the girls
the sexy boys
steve wins the my fingers girthier and longer than yours
me n becks with big grins
lush stockined talent
THE LEGENDARY GET YOUR COCK OUT VIDEO
So chrissy begged me not to show the get your cock out video which is a shame
.We began to feel a little nore in the party mood and fucking steve asked me to kiss him like out of one of them romantic novels.
NOTICE STEVES MY BITCH HAS I TAKE CONTROL
I try to look cool after snogging steve(my god that must tickle cazzas fanny)steve looks quite pleased scary
ROCK CITY ROX
We arrived at the legendary rock city i think chrissy enjoyed herself leering at women in their underwear in cages nearly gettin thrown out for taken their piccys,chased a harry potter wizard guy round the club he looked fuckin scared,i just drank to much.We rocked but Nirvana claimed becky who hit the deck and steve had to take her to hospital with a broken wrist.We decided to leave and walked cazza home which seemed a good idea until i sat on her sofa and the room move while i sat still,chrissy meanwhile decided to sniff cazzas knickers(which when steve found out turned him on perv)ps they were clean ones.i think caz looked worryed about us finding our hotel.I eat a dodgy burger then barfed in the hotel not cool.I then dreamed i was my dads false teeth and that i was Patrick Swayze in Point Break i could smell the salt and spray from the waves i managed to again speak the immortal last line before he surfs to his death.I was kinda thinking things that hapen trigger my dreams this one with the salt and spray is probably the splash back of vomit down the toilet the smell is probably the toilet bowl how gross is that.
SUNDAY
I felt rough ,we shopped and said goodbye to our wonderful hosts cazza and steve your awesome friends not someone we just met on sg true friends now god isound soppy don,t i!!!.
I didn,t have time to tell you about chrissy licking elvis,roy orbison and steve vai or TALIBASH or karatekid bash shame
REMEMBER KIDDIES DON,T CRY OVER NO MORE HARRY POTTER HES ALIVE AND WELL ROCKING IN NOTTINGHAM
BASH HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
PS
STEVE the first song we listened to on the way home was dude looks like a lady.wierd
NEXT IS THE GREAT BASH BARBEEE LATE AUGUST so jen and alex no excuses your coming the dog misses your belly button jen
fuck me my fingers hurt
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that red carpet looks total shit
Ive only ever been to Nottingham Rock City to see bands, W.A.S.P was one of them