My life this week makes life worth living in a weird and wonderfully destructive way!!.
You tend to take stock of life when afflicted with illness like my dad has!!!,by the way hes outta hospital and thou not great hes chilling which is good but...life has its ups and downs kids just try to enjoy the ups and not wallow in the downs.
My week included HUMAN FENCE SQUASHING ,CUSTOMER FLASHING FLANGITA,HEALTH KICK FAD AGAIN,POOL WINNING GRANNIES,FRIENDSHIP CONSELLING AND TOMMOROW NOTTINGHAM
HUMAN FENCE SQUASHING
So last week at work we had a break in through our wrought iron fence being Saturday we did a temporary reoair on it which meant putting another big fence panel up against the broken one then wedging a car that was going to scrap up against it.
Today they came for that car the rear wheel was nuked and with the car having front wheel drive couldn,r get off the little curb near the fence.I offered to lift the front end thus the car got a good grip and sped off the curb.I looked at Neals face has his face changed into terror and he pointed behind me.I turned to be fucking splattered by a huge peice of fencing which must have been stuck to the front of the car.I lay on the floor with the feeling of being a hamster or in jail while three piss taking friends removed the fence grrrrrr i will never live that down i guess.Thankfully i wasn,t injured just a dirty shirt and bruised ego
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CUSTOMER FLASHING FLANGITA
I thought the above couldn,t be topped but my reputation is in jeapordy from the swinger allegations my work collegues have come to,i have played along but it think i got a bit more than i bargained for.At the parts department works LEANNE shes the firms well whorebag but she says even i scare her wot meeee.I repaired her sisters car last week she said she fancied some nice crome strips on the bottom of the car and on Thursday called in for them fitting.I went out to meet her she was wearing a like very short skirt.
We decide where she wanted it sticking and i agreed if she held it in position i would stick it on.I bent down to stick it on she squatted which was not very lady like and said is the that in the right position.My eyes some how wandered to well a naked fanjita under her skirt i told chrissy i must have stared at it for 15 seconds before sticking the strip on wonky.We got back to her feet and she said it looked awesome to which i agreed blushing thinking of some totally different.She then said shes ordered another kick plate decal and if i could fit it for her next week errrrrrr i guess i couldn,t refuse .
POOL WINNING GRANNIES
So my dad going into hospital meant me captaining the pool team which we won 8-1 the star being the old dear dot at 80 winning proving age isn,t a barrier it was quite awe inspiring for me and no matter how old you are stay young at heart.
DEATH WISH CHRIS
So chrissy took on the role of vigilante this week standing up to some rotters taking the rise out of her handicapped friend she was taking out to dinner read on her blog for her full on rant.
I have christened her DYE HAIRED 4 now shes fucking not one to be messed with!!!!.
HEALTH KICK FAD AGAIN
So i finally tweaked my mountain bike to start riding to get a bit healthy piccy below
Friday was the start date but...it rained causing me to hide indoors with lager and kebab and chips heres to a healthy life .
My group seems to be picking up some good interest ,i have also fallen in love with my mates camper van at work it fuckin rules heres a pic
Finally we head of to Nottingham to see steve n cazza deadmanshand and the lucious purplesiamese tommorw which should fucking rock.I feel a touch of sadness that jen and alex won,t be joining us i diffinately wanna see jen while shes off for six weeks i will miss you both imensely this weekend
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Here to a POB INVASION THIS WEEKEND HAVE FUN KIDDIES
LOVE MARK
You tend to take stock of life when afflicted with illness like my dad has!!!,by the way hes outta hospital and thou not great hes chilling which is good but...life has its ups and downs kids just try to enjoy the ups and not wallow in the downs.
My week included HUMAN FENCE SQUASHING ,CUSTOMER FLASHING FLANGITA,HEALTH KICK FAD AGAIN,POOL WINNING GRANNIES,FRIENDSHIP CONSELLING AND TOMMOROW NOTTINGHAM
HUMAN FENCE SQUASHING
So last week at work we had a break in through our wrought iron fence being Saturday we did a temporary reoair on it which meant putting another big fence panel up against the broken one then wedging a car that was going to scrap up against it.
Today they came for that car the rear wheel was nuked and with the car having front wheel drive couldn,r get off the little curb near the fence.I offered to lift the front end thus the car got a good grip and sped off the curb.I looked at Neals face has his face changed into terror and he pointed behind me.I turned to be fucking splattered by a huge peice of fencing which must have been stuck to the front of the car.I lay on the floor with the feeling of being a hamster or in jail while three piss taking friends removed the fence grrrrrr i will never live that down i guess.Thankfully i wasn,t injured just a dirty shirt and bruised ego
.
CUSTOMER FLASHING FLANGITA
I thought the above couldn,t be topped but my reputation is in jeapordy from the swinger allegations my work collegues have come to,i have played along but it think i got a bit more than i bargained for.At the parts department works LEANNE shes the firms well whorebag but she says even i scare her wot meeee.I repaired her sisters car last week she said she fancied some nice crome strips on the bottom of the car and on Thursday called in for them fitting.I went out to meet her she was wearing a like very short skirt.
We decide where she wanted it sticking and i agreed if she held it in position i would stick it on.I bent down to stick it on she squatted which was not very lady like and said is the that in the right position.My eyes some how wandered to well a naked fanjita under her skirt i told chrissy i must have stared at it for 15 seconds before sticking the strip on wonky.We got back to her feet and she said it looked awesome to which i agreed blushing thinking of some totally different.She then said shes ordered another kick plate decal and if i could fit it for her next week errrrrrr i guess i couldn,t refuse
.
POOL WINNING GRANNIES
So my dad going into hospital meant me captaining the pool team which we won 8-1 the star being the old dear dot at 80 winning proving age isn,t a barrier it was quite awe inspiring for me and no matter how old you are stay young at heart.
DEATH WISH CHRIS
So chrissy took on the role of vigilante this week standing up to some rotters taking the rise out of her handicapped friend she was taking out to dinner read on her blog for her full on rant.
I have christened her DYE HAIRED 4 now shes fucking not one to be messed with!!!!.
HEALTH KICK FAD AGAIN
So i finally tweaked my mountain bike to start riding to get a bit healthy piccy below
Friday was the start date but...it rained causing me to hide indoors with lager and kebab and chips heres to a healthy life
.
My group seems to be picking up some good interest ,i have also fallen in love with my mates camper van at work it fuckin rules heres a pic
Finally we head of to Nottingham to see steve n cazza deadmanshand and the lucious purplesiamese tommorw which should fucking rock.I feel a touch of sadness that jen and alex won,t be joining us i diffinately wanna see jen while shes off for six weeks i will miss you both imensely this weekend
.
Here to a POB INVASION THIS WEEKEND HAVE FUN KIDDIES
LOVE MARK
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i have seen your perving skills, I am most proud
thanks for an awesome weekend, cant wait to come and cause some havok in your back garden