bashster

COME ON ,COME COME COME COME ON COME ON!!!!!

So i,m the leader im the leader but i,m not a peado but i am over the fucking moon the sg harem and the bash bruvvers and pob came out in force thanx guys you rock!!!!!!!.

UPDATEY MATEY

FIRE WATER BURN
So the british weather perked up I SAW THE FUCKIN SUN AT THE WEEKEND AND I FINISHED THE GARDEN AT 8PM SUNDAY.NORMAL PICCYS ARE ON chomper,s blog but....i guess the cock shaped pond finally has fishies in it but being a Bishop they are Bishies!!!.I decided to name them after classic british comedy duos so we have vic n bob,eddie and sid,max and paddy,rich?? and alice(the last two is out of they wanted to be named after fish).
We celebrated with our neighbour Tim on sunday night with our new chimera and a few beers.The urge to be a arsonist becomes great after a few beers,we burnt evrything in the firepit i made a four foot cardboard tube soaked it in lighter fluid and set it on fire ,it shot up fuckin 15 foot in the air fuckin cool.I for once thought this couldn,t be topped until errr i decided to drink the lighter fuel and firebreathed over the firepit singeing my neighbour hair i also did it again the flames coming from my mouth were 3 foot long.I had terrible burps of petrol next day.

AM I DORIS DAY??????

So also on sunday we visited our local diy store where a man leered at me in a way that he probably invisaged himself rodgering me up against a wall fucking scary.Then i was told by a man on here that if i was gay i would be rodgered to death also even scarier i am totally straight no moist man love for me.

RETURN OF THE KING
The lord of penis rings has returned from brum i decided to honour the porn king with some piccys also i beg the harem to befriend stevveee hes a bigger perv than me but a top bloke hes heredeadmanshand.
These are for you amazingly the hat has a built in fanny magnet on top of its crowns spike



fun fun fun

O A P

So the pool season kicked off yesterday with my dad being ill ,i managed one visit being beaten off the break in one game.The biggest shock was my dad signed MRS DOUBTFIRE to the team i know where short of players but shes fuckin 80 and when i played her she shook like she was sat on a fucking washing machine.I uess the team i play for is called shoulder of mutton it has been rechristened the shoulder and hip replacement of mutton.What does OAP stand for OLD AGED POOLPLAYER.

AND FINALLY FOR THE EVER LUSCIOUS MISS MONROE MY BOARDSHORT PICCIES
ps
i fucking bent the iron board in half trying to surf it ,it kinda collasped see the piccys

nipple shot

surfin the bed????

and the broken ironing board opps i think i deserve the begging piccy jacks for having to buy a new board




cheers guys im off to bed i also like to welcome some new chumz thanx for befriending me (mad buggers)
see you later in the week