I have developed square eyes from surfin a million hotels in London for mine n chomps trip to see Aerosmith.I finally managed to book somewhere it was than 100 quid a night.
I seem to be going here there and everywhere thanx to some awesome people we have met on here.Next up is a trip to Nottingham to see Steve n caz again for a night of rock!!!! hopefully jen and alex maybe able to join us.
We then will go meet Marie over in Bridlington having promised for so long.Finally the POB (PERVERTS OF BRITAIN)will descend on Amsterdam in October to take in some history and culture of course
.Amazingly its cheaper to rent a luxury apartment than stay in a hotel.The scary thing is thou steve wants us to stay in a s and themed one.GIMP MASKS AHOY i guess.That with our camping trip to Devon is as far as we will venture this year my ultimate dream is to invade YANKLAND with my sg buddies maybe Las Vegas.
I seem to have a habit of breaking anything remotely electrical this week.My car stereo again(halfords can suck my big hairy ass i will get my replacement unit this time).My new mobile has PMT phone menstral tension it works then it throws a big hissy fit and says fuck it half way through a call bugger,
We had some awesome thunder and lightning storms this week but the dog got well scared and has malted like fuck ever since.I have mohair work trousers as we speak.Talking of work there is such a think as power dressing,today black shirt and trousers makes you feel scarface and simon cowell rolled into one.It kinda weird but customer seem to respect me when i wear black must luck important.
Today i had a test at work and grinding discs of all things.I don,t use em but got roped into the lectuer by my boss(twat)the rest from other departments all used them so when i got told there was a test after the lecture and the pass rate was 80percent i began to shit breaks.The lecture ended and the tutor handed out the test papers but...the fuckwit gave me the answer page.Now the one thing the bashster has is a photographic memory so the multiple choice answers for the first ten quezzies were easily remembered(must be something to do with remembering the names of 50 custemers and there cars in shop at one time).Its amazing theres always one nobhead that asks loads of quezzies at these seminar things and that was the guy say next to me who scribbled down tips n points.Me i just daydreamed knowing that i only had to get 6 of14 correct to pass.We finally swapped papers to my shock the guy asking the quezzies and taking notes got the first five questions wrong what a retard but managed to scrape to 18 not bad.The scores were calculated 18,18,20,17 and mine well shaft me sideways with a big stick 23 out of 24 whos the fucking daddy.I had come across with one of my mechanics so it soon got back what a swell head i was but...its the black shirt theory today i felt intelligent for a change.
QUICK LOVES N HATES
LOVES
MEG WHITE outta The White Stripes i have a serious crush in her shes munchkin pretty and shes gone a bit ginger for hell yeah matching collars n cuffs i wonder!!
STELLA ARTOIS Minding and headache inducing beer
BLACK SHIRTS OF POWER see above
FEELING HEALTHY not eating any bacon sandwiches this week
JACKIE MONROES PSW SET has the POB seal of approval
WORK quite enjoyed it this week
HATES
ELECTRICAL PRODUCTS KAPUTTING grrrrrrrr see above
BRAS ON THE FRIDGE HANDLE again they hang drying they annoy me i guess
PMT for selfish reasons
BRITISH WEATHER still shitty
PENALTY SHOOTOUTS they suck
No libra on sg i miss her like crazy but she sent chrissy a cool hello kitty face cloth i miss you
doll
FINAL HATE my meserable looking profile shot.Should i go disguised again or smiley faced
Must go but my AIRGUITAR challenge to old stevee boydeadmanshand is gathering pace.I qill be aquiring some shit hot spandex a fantastic wig off my mate whos opened a fancy dress shop(that spells doom for sg blogging lol) and a song to perform to on the short list are
Poison nothing but a good time
ACDC Long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll
Iron Maiden Hallowed be they name
Metallica For whom the bell tolls
Slayer Reign in blood
Scorpions Rock you like a hurricane
VICTORY WILL BE MINE
P.O.B
OUT
I seem to be going here there and everywhere thanx to some awesome people we have met on here.Next up is a trip to Nottingham to see Steve n caz again for a night of rock!!!! hopefully jen and alex maybe able to join us.
We then will go meet Marie over in Bridlington having promised for so long.Finally the POB (PERVERTS OF BRITAIN)will descend on Amsterdam in October to take in some history and culture of course
.Amazingly its cheaper to rent a luxury apartment than stay in a hotel.The scary thing is thou steve wants us to stay in a s and themed one.GIMP MASKS AHOY i guess.That with our camping trip to Devon is as far as we will venture this year my ultimate dream is to invade YANKLAND with my sg buddies maybe Las Vegas.I seem to have a habit of breaking anything remotely electrical this week.My car stereo again(halfords can suck my big hairy ass i will get my replacement unit this time).My new mobile has PMT phone menstral tension it works then it throws a big hissy fit and says fuck it half way through a call bugger,
We had some awesome thunder and lightning storms this week but the dog got well scared and has malted like fuck ever since.I have mohair work trousers as we speak.Talking of work there is such a think as power dressing,today black shirt and trousers makes you feel scarface and simon cowell rolled into one.It kinda weird but customer seem to respect me when i wear black must luck important.
Today i had a test at work and grinding discs of all things.I don,t use em but got roped into the lectuer by my boss(twat)the rest from other departments all used them so when i got told there was a test after the lecture and the pass rate was 80percent i began to shit breaks.The lecture ended and the tutor handed out the test papers but...the fuckwit gave me the answer page.Now the one thing the bashster has is a photographic memory so the multiple choice answers for the first ten quezzies were easily remembered(must be something to do with remembering the names of 50 custemers and there cars in shop at one time).Its amazing theres always one nobhead that asks loads of quezzies at these seminar things and that was the guy say next to me who scribbled down tips n points.Me i just daydreamed knowing that i only had to get 6 of14 correct to pass.We finally swapped papers to my shock the guy asking the quezzies and taking notes got the first five questions wrong what a retard but managed to scrape to 18 not bad.The scores were calculated 18,18,20,17 and mine well shaft me sideways with a big stick 23 out of 24 whos the fucking daddy.I had come across with one of my mechanics so it soon got back what a swell head i was but...its the black shirt theory today i felt intelligent for a change.
QUICK LOVES N HATES
LOVES
MEG WHITE outta The White Stripes i have a serious crush in her shes munchkin pretty and shes gone a bit ginger for hell yeah matching collars n cuffs i wonder!!
STELLA ARTOIS Minding and headache inducing beer
BLACK SHIRTS OF POWER see above
FEELING HEALTHY not eating any bacon sandwiches this week
JACKIE MONROES PSW SET has the POB seal of approval
WORK quite enjoyed it this week
HATES
ELECTRICAL PRODUCTS KAPUTTING grrrrrrrr see above
BRAS ON THE FRIDGE HANDLE again they hang drying they annoy me i guess
PMT for selfish reasons
BRITISH WEATHER still shitty
PENALTY SHOOTOUTS they suck
No libra on sg i miss her like crazy but she sent chrissy a cool hello kitty face cloth i miss you
doll
FINAL HATE my meserable looking profile shot.Should i go disguised again or smiley faced
Must go but my AIRGUITAR challenge to old stevee boydeadmanshand is gathering pace.I qill be aquiring some shit hot spandex a fantastic wig off my mate whos opened a fancy dress shop(that spells doom for sg blogging lol) and a song to perform to on the short list are
Poison nothing but a good time
ACDC Long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll
Iron Maiden Hallowed be they name
Metallica For whom the bell tolls
Slayer Reign in blood
Scorpions Rock you like a hurricane
VICTORY WILL BE MINE
P.O.B
OUT
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ive forwarded a link to steve and chrisyy for a NON-S&M hotel in amsterdam that alex and have stayed in.....its really good.
sorry i havent been around, i promise i will from mis week......been so busy u till now......sorry!!!