bashster

TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!!! man my message tone at work of south parks resident retard hasn,t gone down well some people have no sense of humour.
I have been sorting the finances out this week chomps needs to pay off her credit card which the payment needs to be paid up by the end of the month i will give her the time to find the finances because shes stretched not doing any ot this month.I put a dampner by saying we couldn,t afford to go see the gig Thursday night which when thinking why live glam rock past when we were there the first time so STEVE the bashster won,t be back combing his hair!!!.
Everybody seems to be on a health kick,chrissy put on 4 pounds ,jennie one or is that a kick in healths but.
I nearly fuckin fainted chrissy to bruno for a drag round the field today.I think SWIMSUIT demons are back lol.
Me i have to body of a ADONIS and the beer belly of a darts player shucks.Seriously i don,t like my double chin any tips or execises to get rid of it.I can,t get rid of my bullet unfortunately.
I see ROZZA got a gym membership i guess black eyes ahoy sweetcakes remember a good sports bra hun.
My g pigs ming more than a whores knickers(thou i haven,t smelled any)so rachelle gave me some good advice to keep em clean.

I got out perved today by tammy at work.I asked jeff were his map was and he said tammys draws.Know if theres a oppotunity to ask a lady if i can look in her draws without giving it a sexist meeting you would think wrong of me huh.THE CONVERSTION WENT AS FOLLOWS
Me -tammy can i look in your draws
tam-what do you want??
Me-A map
Tam-I wouldn,t think you neeed a map to find whats in my draws!!!

I was shocked went beaming red and exited my sexual bravado blown to pieces.

So i will do a list i know you miss em

HIT LIST
1.CHRISSY got some meds at last
2.Thinking about the roz exercising)
3.The pink spiders(check em out all zombie will love em at give us a name gig trust me
4.MIDDAY KEBABS
5.My timmy ringtone fuck em
6.Out for a beer in 20 minutes yay for pissheads
7.No hair back combing
9.Dieting women is funny
10.bams wedding show awesome

SHIT LIST
1.SMELLY G PIGS
2.TRIVIUM
3.AIDEN god these guys fucking suck
4.sticky unerpants the weather sucks
5.A dodgy ticker fishnets do that to me
6.My mate playing away not god
7.hayfever
8.Playboy blocking my access sucks
9.guitar hero player twats that are better than me
10.smelly feet

Off for a bath then BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

YOU LATER SEE!
HSAB!