So the mighty one returns after a week of weeks.Befoe we embark on another journey my sarcastic nature can cause offence to those who come on here to air their laundry in other words the loners,the fragile ,the misssunderstood god bless you all may god strike me down if i have offended any of you but read this below and think it ain,t that bad life that is!.
MY LIFE LAST WEEK
Pictures can paint a thousand words i guess my first painting or piccy is entitled KNOCK OVER THE BASH CANS!!!.
Last week life threw some many negative curve balls at me i felt mentaly and psychically sick this piccy explains what happened.
CURVEBALL1
I finally flipped my lid being overworked and mentally stressed out and got ordered home by my boss not good!!
CURVEBALL2
Bad luck followed me like it was on a lead .Firstly got dropped at pool and then the car accident we were in was blamed on us not good!!!!.
CURVEBALL3
Poor chomps went on sick after coming off her medication and getting vertigo.This was topped by probably the second woman i love to death after her my gran collasped on thursday and the paramedics were rushed out
CURVEBALL4
Remember that girl or guy that always sponged a couple of quid off you to buy something well..my mate inherited 750 000 pounds this week i guess god works in mysterious ways
CURVEBALL5
My own health suffered i got a bad outbreak of achne and a cough that i can,t get rid of that makes me tired ill and so i can,t breath properly.
SO ITS ALL DOOM N GLOOM AT THE BASHSTERS THEN WELL THE NEXT PICCY WILL TELL YOU!!!
The next piccy is entitled DUCK DIVE OR SURVIVE!!!
Life throws numerous curveballs what we got to do is duck em ,dodge em,dive out of the way or bat em back in lifes motherfucking face thats what i n chomps have done this week beginning!!
WORK
So works hard the boss had a great chat with me telling me its not all my fault things go wrong and to chill so thats what i have done today and feel elated and calm its great to have a boss who cares.
GRAN
I visited the death dodger on sunday and was amazed with her spirit in the fact she knows shes got people here that love her and how blessed her life is,she made me proud on sunday and also made me cry and again writing this i will fucking miss her when she finally goes but..she ain,t gone yet so bring it on you racist,agist motherfuckingran!!!!
.
BAD LUCK
Is luck bad or is it what we do to ourselves or blame ourselves for not acheiving something others have.I say make your own luck and from now on thats what im gonna do!!!
ILL HEALTH
So i booked or chomps will book me into the docs tomorrow for some antibiotics to get rid of my illness then intend to look after myself a bit better with exercise and better eating on the menu!!!.
MY FRIENDS IN SG LAND
They helped me through a difficult week where i have learned women swear as bad as men(cazza),men boast about thier sex life to much
(steve you lucky bastard).I have friends in(alex n jen)that i wished lived nearer.
New friends like the gorgeous heaven n hell who i adore and is a goddess when it comes to writing the most amazing blogs.People i wish i could help Fave,Michelle who deserve happiness hopefully i cheer you up girls!!!.
I left two out for a reason!!!.
CHOMPS
So what of my other half shes had it bad this year but i have seen signs tonite that shes returning to her old self.
Shes come off her unhappy pills had acupuncture today and her vertigo seems to be going i think she looks happier and gave me a awesome welcome when i got in from work i have missed her in that way for a while just a warm glowing smile and kiss is all a fella wants sometimes and i got that tonite.
I must thank Rich and Alice who themselves suffer what chomps goes through and they are the three amigos i am blessed to get to now rich he is awesome and i will gladly pass my other half onto him if i snuff it.shes in my will to give to you lol.Alice thanx for makin bt and chomps so happy your a angel.
By the way chomper added the artwork to richs site which shocked me an him but me n rich agree these shouldn,t be hidden away i think this gal has potential ,i will post this even thou shes something for another fella written on her chest(with my baseball bat waiting rich ).
I need your help guys to convince her to shoot for at least the sg psw site heres the sassy pic enjoy
Anyway the swearbox at work installed by the boss after watching hot fuzz has 4 30 of the bashs money which is a fuckingtwattingmotherfuckincuntfilledbastardwhorebagfucker of a fuck face!!!.phew that felt better and would have cost me loads.
ps
shell i still have images of your hairy mott up in the trees like errrr robin hooded .
peace love hapiness sex and buggury to you all
bash!!
pps
the embers burn fucking bright tits of awesome magnetude
I have seen pauly where there where there on the stairs la dee dee darrr
Hes homewood bound his cocks finally dropped off.
MY LIFE LAST WEEK
Pictures can paint a thousand words i guess my first painting or piccy is entitled KNOCK OVER THE BASH CANS!!!.
Last week life threw some many negative curve balls at me i felt mentaly and psychically sick this piccy explains what happened.
CURVEBALL1
I finally flipped my lid being overworked and mentally stressed out and got ordered home by my boss not good!!
CURVEBALL2
Bad luck followed me like it was on a lead .Firstly got dropped at pool and then the car accident we were in was blamed on us not good!!!!.
CURVEBALL3
Poor chomps went on sick after coming off her medication and getting vertigo.This was topped by probably the second woman i love to death after her my gran collasped on thursday and the paramedics were rushed out
CURVEBALL4
Remember that girl or guy that always sponged a couple of quid off you to buy something well..my mate inherited 750 000 pounds this week i guess god works in mysterious ways
CURVEBALL5
My own health suffered i got a bad outbreak of achne and a cough that i can,t get rid of that makes me tired ill and so i can,t breath properly.
SO ITS ALL DOOM N GLOOM AT THE BASHSTERS THEN WELL THE NEXT PICCY WILL TELL YOU!!!
The next piccy is entitled DUCK DIVE OR SURVIVE!!!
Life throws numerous curveballs what we got to do is duck em ,dodge em,dive out of the way or bat em back in lifes motherfucking face thats what i n chomps have done this week beginning!!
WORK
So works hard the boss had a great chat with me telling me its not all my fault things go wrong and to chill so thats what i have done today and feel elated and calm its great to have a boss who cares.
GRAN
I visited the death dodger on sunday and was amazed with her spirit in the fact she knows shes got people here that love her and how blessed her life is,she made me proud on sunday and also made me cry and again writing this i will fucking miss her when she finally goes but..she ain,t gone yet so bring it on you racist,agist motherfuckingran!!!!
.
BAD LUCK
Is luck bad or is it what we do to ourselves or blame ourselves for not acheiving something others have.I say make your own luck and from now on thats what im gonna do!!!
ILL HEALTH
So i booked or chomps will book me into the docs tomorrow for some antibiotics to get rid of my illness then intend to look after myself a bit better with exercise and better eating on the menu!!!.
MY FRIENDS IN SG LAND
They helped me through a difficult week where i have learned women swear as bad as men(cazza),men boast about thier sex life to much
(steve you lucky bastard).I have friends in(alex n jen)that i wished lived nearer.
New friends like the gorgeous heaven n hell who i adore and is a goddess when it comes to writing the most amazing blogs.People i wish i could help Fave,Michelle who deserve happiness hopefully i cheer you up girls!!!.
I left two out for a reason!!!.
CHOMPS
So what of my other half shes had it bad this year but i have seen signs tonite that shes returning to her old self.
Shes come off her unhappy pills had acupuncture today and her vertigo seems to be going i think she looks happier and gave me a awesome welcome when i got in from work i have missed her in that way for a while just a warm glowing smile and kiss is all a fella wants sometimes and i got that tonite.
I must thank Rich and Alice who themselves suffer what chomps goes through and they are the three amigos i am blessed to get to now rich he is awesome and i will gladly pass my other half onto him if i snuff it.shes in my will to give to you lol.Alice thanx for makin bt and chomps so happy your a angel.
By the way chomper added the artwork to richs site which shocked me an him but me n rich agree these shouldn,t be hidden away i think this gal has potential ,i will post this even thou shes something for another fella written on her chest(with my baseball bat waiting rich
).
I need your help guys to convince her to shoot for at least the sg psw site heres the sassy pic enjoy
Anyway the swearbox at work installed by the boss after watching hot fuzz has 4 30 of the bashs money which is a fuckingtwattingmotherfuckincuntfilledbastardwhorebagfucker of a fuck face!!!.phew that felt better and would have cost me loads.
ps
shell i still have images of your hairy mott up in the trees like errrr robin hooded
.
peace love hapiness sex and buggury to you all
bash!!
pps
the embers burn fucking bright tits of awesome magnetude
I have seen pauly where there where there on the stairs la dee dee darrr
Hes homewood bound his cocks finally dropped off.
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Love the pretty pictures, although I fail to see why you need a Nuclear power station in the first one. I mean, wouldn't it be dangerous throwing things at it, it might, you know, go off.
You and your good lady have and are, going through so much, but I feel you are strong and I know you can get through it. I'm always here for both of you, remember that. Oh and I mean that too. I sit here 24/7.
That picture of Chomper is wonderful. I'm not going to say anymore, because it will be naughty.
Take care.