So im on my jolls or holidays which is nice.Today the women of sg land want to lambast me for wrecking me or should i say chomps home by doing the dastardly diy 
.I picked up another victim for my sg harem heaven and hell who has given me loadsa witty comments on what i have been doing today!!!.
I think i should be praised for i am spring cleaning ahead of grots and dibbles imminant stay.
I have done the following like muttley out of stop the pigeon i should get a medal!!!.
Cleaned out the holy grail chomps winnie the pooh figurine cabinet that was scary!!!
Cleaned all the glass and piccy frames in the house
Cleaned the stairs carpet and skirting board
DIY,D THE light on the landing and fixed the hideous hair dyed top on the cabinet in the bathroom
Cleaned the sofa and celler and loft phew i wanna go back to work!!!!.
I found a rock magazine kerrang from 1994 in the loft which was interesting.
I finally comfirmed the booking at the hard rock cafe in Leeds when asked who took the booked i replied the young lady with the fantastic tattoos only to realise i was talking to the same person on the phone which made me look a dummy.
I got my first birthday card today from lovelysitwell or Frillz as the bash likes to call her.Shes a angel told me not to open it but then told me i could???.Did i open it? does britney spears go out in no knickers?does paris hilton suck cock???does chomps dye the bathroom redder than her hair????does my mate have a screensaver of bashs ass on his computer as a holiday present.CAUSE I FUCKIN OPENED IT!!!.
I got a fantastic strry and love heart bejewelled a bollocking for stretching chomps clothes a powder girl sticker a lottery scratch card,did i win? does...(i think we know the answer)did i fuck,i couldn,t beat a man in a one legged ass kicking competion at the mo!!!.
THANX KAYE YOUR A FUCKING ANGEL
!!!.
So i watched the brits last nite which was like a fanny moisting event for chomps she got to lust at Russell Brand,Jarvis Cocker,Anthony Keidis,Steven Tyler fuck me even a superstud like me can,t live with that competion.It was pretty yawnsome but im glad Muse won but..Orson they are fucking shite.
I have been digging some good tunes at the mo i love Miko,the party all the time disco song,The gossip she can fucking sing,bowling for soup,jonny cash ,saxon??,fallout boy and a old school blast of van halen!!!.I think thats a varied selection!!!!.
So i better ge back to being missis mop!!!.
Shucks i love you all yer maggots
bashster preening n cleaning
.I picked up another victim for my sg harem heaven and hell who has given me loadsa witty comments on what i have been doing today!!!.
I think i should be praised for i am spring cleaning ahead of grots and dibbles imminant stay.
I have done the following like muttley out of stop the pigeon i should get a medal!!!.
Cleaned out the holy grail chomps winnie the pooh figurine cabinet that was scary!!!
Cleaned all the glass and piccy frames in the house
Cleaned the stairs carpet and skirting board
DIY,D THE light on the landing and fixed the hideous hair dyed top on the cabinet in the bathroom
Cleaned the sofa and celler and loft phew i wanna go back to work!!!!.
I found a rock magazine kerrang from 1994 in the loft which was interesting.
I finally comfirmed the booking at the hard rock cafe in Leeds when asked who took the booked i replied the young lady with the fantastic tattoos only to realise i was talking to the same person on the phone which made me look a dummy.
I got my first birthday card today from lovelysitwell or Frillz as the bash likes to call her.Shes a angel told me not to open it but then told me i could???.Did i open it? does britney spears go out in no knickers?does paris hilton suck cock???does chomps dye the bathroom redder than her hair????does my mate have a screensaver of bashs ass on his computer as a holiday present.CAUSE I FUCKIN OPENED IT!!!.
I got a fantastic strry and love heart bejewelled a bollocking for stretching chomps clothes a powder girl sticker a lottery scratch card,did i win? does...(i think we know the answer)did i fuck,i couldn,t beat a man in a one legged ass kicking competion at the mo!!!.
THANX KAYE YOUR A FUCKING ANGEL
!!!.
So i watched the brits last nite which was like a fanny moisting event for chomps she got to lust at Russell Brand,Jarvis Cocker,Anthony Keidis,Steven Tyler fuck me even a superstud like me can,t live with that competion.It was pretty yawnsome but im glad Muse won but..Orson they are fucking shite.
I have been digging some good tunes at the mo i love Miko,the party all the time disco song,The gossip she can fucking sing,bowling for soup,jonny cash ,saxon??,fallout boy and a old school blast of van halen!!!.I think thats a varied selection!!!!.
So i better ge back to being missis mop!!!.
Shucks i love you all yer maggots
bashster preening n cleaning
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I'm really sorry I could'nt make it up to see you and chrissy again. I hope you guys are having fun tonight though
Lots of love to you both
Big fat hairy sweaty happy birthday to one of my favorite people. Hopefully you got that rusty trombone you've been waiting for. I know how much it means to you.
And why are you cleaning the house during birthday week? I thought you had a wife?