bashster

I blank posted last nite for some strange reason not like me,
So whats your resident nutter up to well.....i,m under the weather i have a very heavy chest cold i can hardly breath which sucks,i have a funny spot under my eye that won,t go and talking of eyes mine seem to be black and baggy at the mo i think works gonna kill me where that busy.

I was so proud of mrs chomps for going for her driving test which she failed sadly but...she needed it and she ain,t a quitter so i expect her to pass next time.I consolled her with her fave meal cooked by moi and gave her a well deserved bit of bash love(if you now what i mean!!!!!)so she seemed well chuffed which made me happy.

Saturday and Sunday have spelt computer disaster thats why i have a blank update and chomps hasn,t been on i apologise.I lost my storage drive which holds all my photos,and unbelievably 500 hundred lps which sucks .I have spent most of the day today swapping the lps off disc onto my hard drive a long boring progress!!!.
I guess its a good time to update my nano!!!!.

I got a good response and some fantastic zombies piccys from my chum and eliza cheers gurls but el your piccy was terrifying .
The sets on here have been fab recently and i also managed to hack hustler.com which holds over a 1000 movies(wooooaaaah!).I am also amazed by my wifes expanding chest!!!.She was a 36dd when she began dieting but after losing her tits then putting the cellybelly back on at size 16 she just right and her boobs are now a whopping 34G the bash toungue will be sore.

So i finally got round to doing my birthday/ sg meet invite so here it is!!!!

Its on the 17th of Feb at probably a buffet chinese(which i will check out AFTER GETTING A GOOD TIP OFF.
Then its to Leeds number 1 rock/indie club with 3 rooms of music to satisfy everybodys tastes.
A few have confirmed already but all are welcome.

I have to a special hello to miss killer who is gonna meet mrs chomps which is so exciting ,i think it takes a lot of guts hun so go for it chomps gets on with everybody.
I found this awesome site thanx to lex its called myheritage.com.It matches piccys of yourself to famous faces heres mine which sees me looking like Hugh Grant! ,Sam Neill,Kevin Costner,Ewan Mcgreggor and amazingly David hasselhoff look at the eyebrow contour there the same freak!! heres a few of my sg chumz be scared very scared!!!!
LIBRA


Tori Spelling,Madonna and Gillian Anderson and Famke jansen not bad!!!!!

CHOMPER


Sam Fox crossed with Penolepe Cruz that ain,t bad

And the best one which made me laugh
LOCK

Elisha Cuthbert and Joaquin Cruz wierd lol

I leave you whats thumbs up and whats thumbs down

THUMBS UP
The great Shawn Michaels the showstopper laid waste to every fucker on Raw and is destined to go to wrestlemania as the Royal Rumble champ!!!!!!.

Fallout boys new lp which i have gasp its not out till next week its fucking awesome

TIMMY SOUTH PARK!!.
South Parks resident retard makes me wet myself with his Timmmmmmmmmmmmy shout which i now copy and annoy the shit out of chomps i watched him in the Phil Collins episode where he joined a band fucking hilarious and polictically incorrect.

CHERRYADE RED BULL AND VODKA-NUFF SAID HIC!

HUSTLER-Well its hacked and i love it woaaaaaaaah!!!

My Birthday-Im excited!!!

SIMON COWELL-A engllish god who fucked off the poofter from New York who complained he didn,t have a work visa ,who couldn,t sing or dance as Simon told him.
It has inspired me to apply for a sg site which hopefully will be called TELL THE TRUTH in which i will ask sg members to send me problems and i will mould myself on Simon Cowell and give a truthfull answer stay tuned!!


THUMBS DOWN
WORK-Heavy workload and no apparent contract has promised it not good im pissed

TELL THE TRUTH-I feel really really bad for slagging off my sg aussie buddie by saying her eyebrows were wonky and she had a lump of shit on her cheek i apologise for being so crude hun,good job you laughed it off your a angel

DRIVING TESTS-Lets hope the thunderous one passes next time

WEEKENDS OF LONELINESS-I hate chomps not being here and like Frillz weekends suck at the mo!!!!

LINDSEY LOHAN-I was pissed that she only had a see thru top on why couldn,t it been a dress?????.

TRANNIES-Chomps has been befriended by a cock in a frock!shock horror!!!.He likes girls with red hair.Don,t get me wrong i like Dame Edna but..a trannie(is short for TRANSIT which we repair a lot of) errrrrr chomps nooooo!!!

My sg gurlies set getting rejected sucks!!!!!!!!


Must dash i will leave you with a piccy of the slash n duff bash who i had the pleasure of cleaning out yuck their piss smells rancid!!!!

No pics of me i look rough

SEE YA COCK JOCKEYS"
BASH!!!!