bashster

HAVE HAD A BLAST THIS WEEK 1,FISTFIGHT,1 SOAPSTAR LEER 1.DESTRUCTIVE WIND1.ACCIDENT AND 1 FUCKIN HARD WEEK AT WORK.

POOL MATCH OR BOXING MATCH!!
So Tuesday i went to play for my pub pool team against a team of big gobs cheaters!!!.This lot don,t even need a mention but it was fun to see a big meelee in the pub doorway after the match can,t wait for the home fixture.

BOSS REVENGE IS A DISH SERVED COLD HA!!!

So Wednesday the boss informed me i had to go to the health and saftey meeting instead of him which sucked.
I arrived and sat with the other heiracy of the departments.The meeting started and the MD asked if we could read out the last three entries from our accident book i opened the book to realise the boss had stiched me up so to speak.
Bodyshop what injuries have in your book came the immortal words!!!.
Guess what me cutting my finger ,me falling over in the yard and very embarassingly walking into a heat lamp 2meters by 2meters and burning my head which had the meeting in hysterics!.I cherryed up bigstyle and after arriving back on bodyshop soil the boss was red faced tears streaming down his face pissing himself bastard.I felt like this guy Wily coyote a kind of role model and after scraping my bounce on the summerhouse roof trying to fix our wind annihilated fence i agree!!!!

Thats what the guy really wanted t say or this???


Revenge the Bashsters fave word and the boss got it big style only problem i blinded him for a hour.We had a BMW 1series in that had some very good headlight washer jets on them.I called the boss and the plan was hatched.I asked him to check the lights and jets for me.I waited and called out don,t the jets work to which he answered no!!.I jestered him to check the jet holes wern,t blocked and blast right in the fucking mush you pisstaking bastard.
I asked him if he was fine his face wet,his shirt wet and his pants wet.Yes but i can,t see he replied there was a bit to much screenwash in the washer jets which made him blind dor half n hour and amazyly didn,t expect any dirty tricks phewwwwwwwwww!!!!

SOAPSTAR UPSKIRT SHOCKER

So the repair center had a soapstar in this week in the form of Molly Compton ,Tyrones girlfriend off corination street she also was in emmmerdale!.
She came to collect some stuff out of her car that was wrote off.She looked stunning big chested ,big eyes and a very curvacious body.I opened the car for her and watched aghast as she unlady like(a bit like her soap character)bent into the boot with a short skirt only to see it blow up around her waist revealing a well fantastic thonged ass and a good beaver shot like they take off Paris Hilton and Britney et al.She turned and didn,t bat a eyelid and said i bet you saw everything then!!!.I said nothing(which is strange for me just me and the guys looked shocked for words)


I sweety .

FLYING SHED AND FENCE DESTRUCTION!!

So Thursday saw Yorkshire hit by 80 mile an hour winds which picked up my neighbour shed launched it 30 feet into the air and smashed it to smithereens i also lost five fence panels which i repaired yesterday!

Heres the remainder of the shed


HORROR MOVIES SCARE YOU AND HELP YOU PASS YOUR CAR TEST!!!!!]

So saturday me n chomps relaxed and watched cartmanland and cartman builds a church from season four of southpark.Then Halloween a fuckin ace horror movie one of the best.
I locked up while chomps put the film on in bed!
Marrrrrrk hurry up its the scary music i don,t like ! she called downstairs.I quickly made a michael myers masks outta a4 paper but my overalls were in the car which was a bugger.I turned the lights out and slowy climbed the stairs.I entered the bedroom breathing heavily(why did all horror movie bad boys breath like they had smoked a thousand cigs a day). ]ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHGHHHHHH! came the scream has she jumped outta her skin and bed!!!!.
She wasn,t amused but even i sink lower than that.Lower than a snakes belly was my next words of wisdom!!.
Let me set the scene
Remember when thet arrive at the mental home to transfer Michael to a safer unit Donald Pleasence leaves the car and somebody Michael climbs on the roof smashes the window pulls the nurse out jumps in the driving seat and speeds off.Nothing strange about huh but wait.....Donald en route to the mental home tells the nurse MM has been locked up ther for 15 years hmmmmmmmmmm i thought and sometimes things just get said that you wish you could take back ...................... if you fail your test on Friday we will send you to the mental home for car lessons if you can drive like that after 15 years!!! whoops regrets chomps i take it back pass and show bash what a twat he is hun!!!

SUNDAY FUNDAY!!!

So chomps and me are work over to earn money for our good sg cchumz visit for my birthday,i have missed her like fuck this Sunday its not the same without seeing the hellykitty pj clad munchkin on the sofa.
I missed her that much she came to me in another form like jesus appears on a hairy mans ass or on a shroud.
She came to me in the form of a pototoe.

I tweaked it also to be me but i struggled to put on the little hair i have and finally used my pubes for the efect which you can see in the photo


So in a week of Jade the racist,storms of mass destruction and the scum Man utd losing yipeeee!!!!! i think i have had a busy week!! i will leave you with some pics of me chilling this cold wet Sunday and a personnal message to a badly missed sg chum Bryan hope you look after your other half and i get to meet you dude!
HERES THE PICCYS I FUCKIN HATE THE RESIZE ON HERE FUCK ONE AND THE LOT GOES!!!












SPACE RAIDERS PICKLED ONOIN FLAVOUR FOOD OF THE GODS!!!


Neighbours nuked shed nasty wind!!!!

Is what wily would say???

Or this???


The spud like jesus came to me in a vision!!!!!


Me as a spud with a dimple and real pubes for hair how cools that!!!


Are you looking at me!!!!

mad Sunday huh!!!


TO MY MATE SADLY DEPARTED ALL THE BEST CHUM

FORTH ATTEMPT AT THIS HOPE IT GOES ON!!!!

My soapbabe ha

Im offski see ya!!!!