bashster

BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED shit my brain got stuck in a groove many apologies.
So Sunday arrives i set myself 2 diy tasks a weeekend and completed both which was putting a plinth under the sink 4 years(not good)and fixing the bump in the kitchen floor 3 years and i didn,t cut,injure or break nuthin phewwwwwwwwwwwweeeeee!.
So i usually clean up on Sunday but strange things were afoot when i went up to the loft ,i had a ace dream that i was rocky(can,t wait for the film) and seeing the gloves (my hand is still sore to box)and punchbag reminded me of a famous rocky poster below!!!



and me a homage don,t drool gurls!!!

Wow what a likeness well im a little less tobby and yonger for a change but hey he didn,t belled as much as me.Is this my new profils shot what do you think???

So Sunday cleaning up saw me take my camera to do like a housing documentry so here goes!!!!!!!.I will narrate for you!!

So firstly we enter the bathroom home to chomps and all of the potions that make her no less beautiful its also home to red hair and red spots of hair day.I would love to find one my hairs in here!!!!.Chomps must be stocked more than fucking boots.
Now the toilet arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhh chomps left a floater not good and smelly!!!!!.
I will have to give him a quick funeral flushed down the pan on a vouage to sewage heaven!!!!.

I have a tear in me eye after that(you would too it frickin stinks better get that bleach shit out and give the bowl the once over)
CLEANS ROUNDS THE RIM IT SAYS ON THE BOTTLE

That didn,t work but my asshole feels nice n fresh now!!!.I better read the instructions more clearly next time!!!.


come on through the landing!!

SHIT LOOK AT THE PILE I HATE WORKSHIRTS!!!!!

Amazingly you can,t look cool ironing as my feeble attemt proves


Downstairs we go and first its the kitchen arrrrrrrrrrghhhh more hello shitty stuff a motherfucking lunchbox i think i will bin it note the ace slogan on the bin geddit!!!

Wow the phones ringing man look at this piccy i look gay as fuck using this bloody think!!!


All done its time to relax playin guitar 2 heres me shredding some licks for all my adoring girl fans!!!!!




Ha thats all folks but still had time to have fun with my muttley stuffed toy hes stuck up s cat ornament and hes after some critter ass,strangley Duff looks up for it too and look at his punk rock hairdo hes a pinkyeyedrocknrollmotherfuckering guinea pig.

Shit i ran out of piccy space i will save the muttley shafting the cat piccy i will message you it if you want me too???

Must dash got thunderthighs to pick up from work and its teatime im having battered scampy(or cheap cunnilingus substitute at 2 pound a bag its cheap you get lots and it won,t run youre credit card up and tastes the same!!!)and chips and a bottle of becks.

By the way CHRIS MOYLES WILL DIE BY THE HANDS OF TOWERS OF LONDON FOR SLAGGING EM OFF!!!!.
FUCK OFF LARD ASS!!!.

GOODBYES LADIES AND GENTS!!!!