Im a rat im a rat, im rat im a rat,im a rat.......wow that songs stuck in my head the TOWERS OF LONDON ROCK but....i was shocked when the lead singer Donny entered the big brother house but gutted he legged it two days later sad 
big brother could have been rad never mind.
I have made a full recovery this week come to find out i fucking hate germans the most stuck up their own arses set of cunts known to man.
So have i a reason YES!.
I had a Mr Buttang in who had lived in England for only 2 years hes failed to notice he had to pay 200quid to get his car back as part of his insurance companies request.He kicked off with me ,the lady at his insurance company but still i wouldn,t release his car.He sat ranting n raving for over an hour finally the silly twat fucked off.Saturday morning a bloke turned up to pay his bill he had bumped into the guy and originally was goin to pay for his car fixing without going through insurance.He said the guy just wanted the cash to pocket he said he was rude and nasty,he said the guy had rang him20 times saying he should pay and finally got so fucked off with the harassment he flipped but he then told me if he was paying could he pick him up and bring him to the garage the fucking cheek of the man!!!
Usually i go out of my way to help customers we shut at 12noon on Saturday Mr Buttang rang me at 11 45am saying he was picking his car up and i explained we shut at 12 he said he would be there.It rolled onto 12 15am i snapped got in Mr Buttangs car and PARKED IT IN FRONT OF THE GATES LOCKED EM AND FUCKED OFF HOME.I would have give my left knacker to see his car sat behind the gate not able to get it.IF HE KICKS OF WITH ANY OF THE STAFF TOMORROW I WILL ESCORT OFF THE PREMISES WITH BRUTE FORCE.
WALK YER GERMAN FUCKER!.
That feels better i also managed to get my car bumped know one owned up to it ,its a good job i work in the trade,had to tackle chomps taking a bad turn in the depression stakes making her ill and scared to go to work,you probably qorked this out earlier in the week.I have been very animated at work sticking up for the lads as usual but the bossman was not best pleased with my attitude.So far January sucks ass!.
Good thing im feeling healthy but my new years resolutions were found out by LOCK who called 7 to ten impossible in the last journal.I failed miserabally with the wanking one Joeys set put pay to that.
I have enjoyed some thing this week which include
GUITAR HERO 2
(FINISHED THE EASY LEVEL)
STRUTTER ON MTV
(THE NEW YORK SWEARING FUCKIN DEMI GOD)
THE RETURN OF JARVIS COCKER FROM PULP(A SEXGOD!)
GOOD CHARLOTTES NEW SONGS( RETURN TO FORM)
BAGELS!!!
VIVIDALT(Wow this is goin on my wish list alternative porn wowza check out vividalt.com and please tell me where i can lay my calloused hands on the dirty material!!!
JOEY Man joeys thighs are thunderously gorgeous there is a sg god more Joey pleaaaaaaase
So finally its been announed my SG meet Birthday bash will take place on the Saturday the 17th of febuary.I finally settled on this date because libraand lock are stayin the weekend at chez bash i would let more people kip but my ickle house will be cramped with just four.I have found some amazing deals for hotels in Leeds if you wanna share the twin deals work out well,there a good travel lodge also in Leeds.
I wanna know what people like i toyed with the chinses buffet which is a set price or the hard rock cafe which is a bit pricier let me know!!!!!.I think we will hit the garage afterwards which has rad alternative room and a ear bleeding rock room and i think its only a fiver in!!!!!.If you wanna come feel free to let me know about eating i will then send out the invites cheers guys!!!!!!.
TOMMORROW=GERMANKICKINGGUITARSHREDDINGJUNKFOODEATINGMOTHERFUCKINGDAY!
AVANTI YOU SLAGZ
big brother could have been rad never mind.
I have made a full recovery this week come to find out i fucking hate germans the most stuck up their own arses set of cunts known to man.
So have i a reason YES!.
I had a Mr Buttang in who had lived in England for only 2 years hes failed to notice he had to pay 200quid to get his car back as part of his insurance companies request.He kicked off with me ,the lady at his insurance company but still i wouldn,t release his car.He sat ranting n raving for over an hour finally the silly twat fucked off.Saturday morning a bloke turned up to pay his bill he had bumped into the guy and originally was goin to pay for his car fixing without going through insurance.He said the guy just wanted the cash to pocket he said he was rude and nasty,he said the guy had rang him20 times saying he should pay and finally got so fucked off with the harassment he flipped but he then told me if he was paying could he pick him up and bring him to the garage the fucking cheek of the man!!!
Usually i go out of my way to help customers we shut at 12noon on Saturday Mr Buttang rang me at 11 45am saying he was picking his car up and i explained we shut at 12 he said he would be there.It rolled onto 12 15am i snapped got in Mr Buttangs car and PARKED IT IN FRONT OF THE GATES LOCKED EM AND FUCKED OFF HOME.I would have give my left knacker to see his car sat behind the gate not able to get it.IF HE KICKS OF WITH ANY OF THE STAFF TOMORROW I WILL ESCORT OFF THE PREMISES WITH BRUTE FORCE.
WALK YER GERMAN FUCKER!.
That feels better i also managed to get my car bumped know one owned up to it ,its a good job i work in the trade,had to tackle chomps taking a bad turn in the depression stakes making her ill and scared to go to work,you probably qorked this out earlier in the week.I have been very animated at work sticking up for the lads as usual but the bossman was not best pleased with my attitude.So far January sucks ass!.
Good thing im feeling healthy but my new years resolutions were found out by LOCK who called 7 to ten impossible in the last journal.I failed miserabally with the wanking one Joeys set put pay to that.
I have enjoyed some thing this week which include
GUITAR HERO 2
(FINISHED THE EASY LEVEL)
STRUTTER ON MTV
(THE NEW YORK SWEARING FUCKIN DEMI GOD)
THE RETURN OF JARVIS COCKER FROM PULP(A SEXGOD!)
GOOD CHARLOTTES NEW SONGS( RETURN TO FORM)
BAGELS!!!
VIVIDALT(Wow this is goin on my wish list alternative porn wowza check out vividalt.com and please tell me where i can lay my calloused hands on the dirty material!!!
JOEY Man joeys thighs are thunderously gorgeous there is a sg god more Joey pleaaaaaaase
So finally its been announed my SG meet Birthday bash will take place on the Saturday the 17th of febuary.I finally settled on this date because libraand lock are stayin the weekend at chez bash i would let more people kip but my ickle house will be cramped with just four.I have found some amazing deals for hotels in Leeds if you wanna share the twin deals work out well,there a good travel lodge also in Leeds.
I wanna know what people like i toyed with the chinses buffet which is a set price or the hard rock cafe which is a bit pricier let me know!!!!!.I think we will hit the garage afterwards which has rad alternative room and a ear bleeding rock room and i think its only a fiver in!!!!!.If you wanna come feel free to let me know about eating i will then send out the invites cheers guys!!!!!!.
TOMMORROW=GERMANKICKINGGUITARSHREDDINGJUNKFOODEATINGMOTHERFUCKINGDAY!
AVANTI YOU SLAGZ
cant wait for your birthday. either sounds cool, food wise. whatever anyone else fancies really.
isnt joey gogeous
"Here is the 20 for my desired product, ha ha now I own you till monkey! Fuck you incompetent fuck!"
If so, you should find out what he does go down there, enlist his services and abuse him. Its only fair.
Your birthday is gonna rock old man! As you can see it is impossible to get a straight answer out of Libra (don't worry she is always like that and would be very happy if she never had to make a decision ever, ever) I've never turned down a chinese buffet and regard 'all you can eat' as both a personal challenge and a competitive event
Good luck tomorrow!