bashster

Its back to the dark place tommorrow as the season of destroying our figures and bank balances comes to a end.I could do with one more day off but its better to get back to the millstone which is work sooner than later.

I had a immense xmas filled with all the things you shouldn,t do on xmas day.

I awoke at 6 30am chomps had to goto work so she gave me my prezzies before she went!!!!!.
I got some awesome ps2 games fifa07 kingdom of hearts 2,international cue club 2 and fucking guitar hero 2.
I have spent all of boxing day afternoon trying to master the fretboard that my fingers are nearly bleeding but managed to nail Mother-by Danzig and Surrender by Cheap Trick,
Chomps also got me some atticus gear and the following below a lowlife belt and my fave prezzie a cool nightnmare before christmas mug ain,t she a hun!!!.



I got the last remaining hello kitty merchandise in the uk for her its kittyworld at chez bash!!!.
The dog got a fuck off bone he loves xmas and here he is amongst his wrapping paper and also my hot other half in her cool kimono top!!!



I went to my mums for dinner which was err boring and my gran(deathdodger moaned for fucking England)looked bored to rigor mortis status.We then went to my sisters to see my awesome nephew smelly pants.
He got some cool prezzies a DS a light sabre and the machine we are all feeling the aftermath of a TATTOO GUN WITH INK(A play one).
The beer flowed a bit and the tattoo gun was passed around chomps got a few ,my sister got a heart tattooed on her arse.My nephew EVIL across his forehead and amazing my dad a nazi swastika on his head as he obliviously played on the computer.I got a giant cock on mine and MY NEPHEW A EAGLE BY MYSELF.
Only problem they don,t wash off that easily whoops heres some shocking photos!!

MY NAZI DAD!!!

MY COCK TATTOO

DARTHBASH AND DARTH DEATHDODGER(Poor gran 88years old and asked by moi to be darth vader lol)



CHOMPS IS SECRETLY DATING REY MESTERIO OF WWE FAME


Welcome to the mad world of the Bishop family!!!!.

ON A SERIOUS NOTE
I send my deepest sympathies to Bryan and Alice and their tragic loss,its hard to put into words my sorrow for such a fantastic couple i pray 2007 is a better year and that one day we will raise hell together.Alice the bash sends cyberhugs and a giant cyber tissue to mend your breaking heart!!!!!.

Read the above when you think of the good time you have had over xmas and remember a lot of people out there have suffered this xmas the sick,homeless and unlucky .

The Bashster on a sombre note says heres to a brighter 2007