So its on the eternal quest for the mystical presents for chomper has begone.I dragged my sorry ass into Leeds today to quest through a epic amount of shops,swiping my blade through copius amounts of grannies,fending off dodgy little goth girls in Alt shops where i had to weave through tighted packed labyrinths of clothes that would n,t round one of chomps legs instead of two.I climbed steps in the quest crept along vast corridoors fending off santa clauses the evil big issue seller who i sliced in half with my laser beam rays of destruction.
Finally i escaped the infinitve clutches of christmas doom and made it back to my trusty steed,finally the battle was won and now only a few weeks of the war are left ,will i survive the wrath of dodgy christmas songs i have the passion to slice noddy holders balls off and say to him i bet you wish it wasn,t christmas everyday you sackless ginger knobhead.
Survive the evacuation from the castles of work at night to be greeted by steed gridlock on the highways of doom.
Finally the war will end with one ultimate battle my friends pray for the Bashster when the time is upon us!!!
Yesterday the bashster aquired a new telephone just a quick shout to jay if you think im gonna have my piccy taken holding a pink hello fuckin kitty phone your wrongly mistaken dude.Its become little Japan in the bash house its a god job i quite like the kitchness of the stuff.
I read with interest the casting for the Motley crue movie had picked up chris walken to play Ozzy and Val Kilmer to play dave lee roth ,i hope they do the film justice as the book is brilliant shame its not out till 2008.
Finally i await the battle of your hair looks nice in a hour or two a battle won by opening your eyes wide spreading your arms and goin owwaaaaoh your hair looks cool.Then its to the York battle tommorow to take up some intense shopping with you know who???
My birthday bash(ster)is causing a lot of excitement amongst a few of you who look like there coming up to celebrate it!!.I have been wrackin my brains on what to do so ideas should be submitted asap.
My plans would be a Meal a drink and a visit to one of Leeds premier strip clubs but i think thats a bit sexist but hey the bash will make sure you have a good time if you decide accept a birthday of riotous fun!!!
Finally i escaped the infinitve clutches of christmas doom and made it back to my trusty steed,finally the battle was won and now only a few weeks of the war are left ,will i survive the wrath of dodgy christmas songs i have the passion to slice noddy holders balls off and say to him i bet you wish it wasn,t christmas everyday you sackless ginger knobhead.
Survive the evacuation from the castles of work at night to be greeted by steed gridlock on the highways of doom.
Finally the war will end with one ultimate battle my friends pray for the Bashster when the time is upon us!!!
Yesterday the bashster aquired a new telephone just a quick shout to jay if you think im gonna have my piccy taken holding a pink hello fuckin kitty phone your wrongly mistaken dude.Its become little Japan in the bash house its a god job i quite like the kitchness of the stuff.
I read with interest the casting for the Motley crue movie had picked up chris walken to play Ozzy and Val Kilmer to play dave lee roth ,i hope they do the film justice as the book is brilliant shame its not out till 2008.
Finally i await the battle of your hair looks nice in a hour or two a battle won by opening your eyes wide spreading your arms and goin owwaaaaoh your hair looks cool.Then its to the York battle tommorow to take up some intense shopping with you know who???
My birthday bash(ster)is causing a lot of excitement amongst a few of you who look like there coming up to celebrate it!!.I have been wrackin my brains on what to do so ideas should be submitted asap.
My plans would be a Meal a drink and a visit to one of Leeds premier strip clubs but i think thats a bit sexist but hey the bash will make sure you have a good time if you decide accept a birthday of riotous fun!!!
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goodness.
yeah, this fucktard has been conveniently not mentioning for some time now, and he's steves supposed best friend. he's had plenty of opportunity, but hasn't done anything about it.
as i've decided i'm actually quite horrible, i decided i would ask. i didn't threaten to break his legs, although i am sorely tempted.