Hooray hooray im on a holi holifuckindayyyyyyyyyy! set too the tune of the legendary Boney M.
Yes work has finally given my beat,broken,and mentally wasted body a week off to reinvogorate a lifeless shell of a man after running the workshop single handed for 3 months and 50 odd hours a week.I attend to chill,chrissy shop for ole thunderthighs and take it easy!!!!!!!.
So this week at work i have been like a zombie but hey the bashster doesn,t lay down un die when it comes to mischief and mayhem.
This weeks victim is RAYMONDO!!!.Raymonda is one of those guys everybody has at work a liar,a teller of tales,a soothsayer,a billybullshitter,a fibber or a attention seeking nugget.
Raymondos gob spurts forth tales of famous meetings of the past.He has been given the rights by scary spices Grandma to tell the papers in which he netted 9000 pounds.
He has won the lottery four times but...still works at the age of 64
.Has had a telephone conversation with Richard Branson and gets christmas cards off him no guess.He knows countless celebs and is always goin on about a JIMMY CRICKET whos is best mate.Basically Jimmy Cricket was a comedien of the late 80,s early 90,s who was like a irish village idiot he had a L and R on his wellington boots and had the catchphrase
COME HERE THERES MORE! which rolled off his clacker after every joke fucking annoying
.
So it came to pass Raymondo had promised the bashster a signed Jimmy Cricket piccy when he went out for a meal with him before he does the christmas panto season(the only work the fucker can get now lol).
Friday arrived and RAYMONDO proudly presented me with the following
It reads To Mark best wishes Jimmy Cricket.I nearly died with embarrassment then laffing when he left the office.He reappeared a minute later i quickly wiped the tears from my eyes to be confronted with RAYMONDO holding a bag with a jacket in.Strange you may ask but this jacket belonged to no other than PETER KAY(the funniest man in comedy in the uk bar none a fuckin star not like jimmy)which he wore in the AMMERILLO VIDEO FOR COMIC RELIEF WITH THE LEGENDARY SINGER TONY CHRISTIE(60,s crooner).Keep that in mind and watch the video below!!
A happy little ditty you may think and look at the purple jacket in question which is hung up in my office at work as we speak.
Sometimes i think i,m to evil for my own good.I called down my best pal the woodster and we set about recreating the video with the help of Big Lindas ringtone and a camera all done very quick so he didn,t find out .
For those faint of heart don,t watch the clip below!!
Amazingly after we did a bit of CSI Leeds and if you study both videos the jacket in the original video didn,t have pockets and its kinda small on the bashster when it comes to fittment even thou it fit a 20 stone bloke perfectly.
Sheer class remember you can,t kid a kidder!!!!.
I see Pauly kicked off this years top lists before me KING OF LISTS huh so here are mine you micra squished scot!!!!,
ALBUMS OF THE YEAR
Tough call between
1=BUCKCHERRY-15(Rock n roll from the la gutter yow)
1=Towers of London-Blood sweat n towers(uk,s best band )
2.Head Automatica-Popaganda(fuckin awesome pick you mood up music leaving you dancing happy and content
3.Takota-Ivory tower(wow journey,bon jovi and emo mixed together the thing was welded to my stereo for 4 dys.
4.Lost Prophets-Transmission(pop rock heaven)
5.Bullets n Octane-Mouth of the Young (more dirty rock n roll).
FILM OF THE YEAR
JACKASS 2(THE thing the bashster aspires too and fails after watching these amazing nutjobs i got a fear of snakes after watching this)
GIG OF THE YEAR
The Bullets n Octane gig at Bradford fuckin ruled and the band were fuckin friendly and nuts go see them Gene is a fuckin star in waiting and chomps got to snog him how she swooned!!!!
EVENTS OF THE YEAR
1.THE GROTBAGS BIRTHDAY BASH AND TATTOO EXPO SG MEET!!!.Jen,alex,pauly,purple,deadman and Cera a awesome weekend in London i won,t forget my friends on here and the dogs nads heres to next time!!!.
2.CHOMPS TATTOO-Woah the tattoo is out of this world im so proud of her for havin it done and i love it.
3.MY TEETH-2000 POUNDS WORTH OF WORK no holiday,no pain and no gap my oh my its good to smile again.
NON EVENTS OF THE YEAR
1.CAR CRASH HELL-This was a bad year for chomps she got nailed a week before her test and eneded up in hospital and trouble at work means shes had it rough,a time to hold her tight after earlier self harm its keep her as happy as she can be thats my fuckin job and i love it!!!.
2.AVENGED SEVENFOLD-Cancelling their gig at Leeds fucking gutted.Its taken time to forgive and forget now go write the best album of 2007 and come to LEEDS you tarts.
3.No foreign holiday for the bashster and chomps 2007 will see us invade Las Vegas or Japan wanna come????.
FUTURE TOP FIVE
1.Chomps to beleive in herself and her looks more and to be happy at work and pass her test.
2.Me to finally get the pay rise i deserve.
3.A tattoo
4.A new car(probably)
5.A move of property(been discussed)
Finally for Beth
PANTS OF THE YEAR
I these shull grots rule!!!
Finally Pauly,s fan art for chomper and lex is cool wheres mine micraboy im jealous.
I have a mission to steal them Ethnies
CHOMPER achieves first orgasm of the day playing her interactive dvd game Deal or no deal and won 44grand on her first go!!.
I tend to retire Magadan
All the best im off to sleep for a while hi dee hooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! bashster
Yes work has finally given my beat,broken,and mentally wasted body a week off to reinvogorate a lifeless shell of a man after running the workshop single handed for 3 months and 50 odd hours a week.I attend to chill,chrissy shop for ole thunderthighs and take it easy!!!!!!!.
So this week at work i have been like a zombie but hey the bashster doesn,t lay down un die when it comes to mischief and mayhem.
This weeks victim is RAYMONDO!!!.Raymonda is one of those guys everybody has at work a liar,a teller of tales,a soothsayer,a billybullshitter,a fibber or a attention seeking nugget.
Raymondos gob spurts forth tales of famous meetings of the past.He has been given the rights by scary spices Grandma to tell the papers in which he netted 9000 pounds.
He has won the lottery four times but...still works at the age of 64
.Has had a telephone conversation with Richard Branson and gets christmas cards off him no guess.He knows countless celebs and is always goin on about a JIMMY CRICKET whos is best mate.Basically Jimmy Cricket was a comedien of the late 80,s early 90,s who was like a irish village idiot he had a L and R on his wellington boots and had the catchphrase
COME HERE THERES MORE! which rolled off his clacker after every joke fucking annoying
.
So it came to pass Raymondo had promised the bashster a signed Jimmy Cricket piccy when he went out for a meal with him before he does the christmas panto season(the only work the fucker can get now lol).
Friday arrived and RAYMONDO proudly presented me with the following
It reads To Mark best wishes Jimmy Cricket.I nearly died with embarrassment then laffing when he left the office.He reappeared a minute later i quickly wiped the tears from my eyes to be confronted with RAYMONDO holding a bag with a jacket in.Strange you may ask but this jacket belonged to no other than PETER KAY(the funniest man in comedy in the uk bar none a fuckin star not like jimmy)which he wore in the AMMERILLO VIDEO FOR COMIC RELIEF WITH THE LEGENDARY SINGER TONY CHRISTIE(60,s crooner).Keep that in mind and watch the video below!!
A happy little ditty you may think and look at the purple jacket in question which is hung up in my office at work as we speak.
Sometimes i think i,m to evil for my own good.I called down my best pal the woodster and we set about recreating the video with the help of Big Lindas ringtone and a camera all done very quick so he didn,t find out .
For those faint of heart don,t watch the clip below!!
Amazingly after we did a bit of CSI Leeds and if you study both videos the jacket in the original video didn,t have pockets and its kinda small on the bashster when it comes to fittment even thou it fit a 20 stone bloke perfectly.
Sheer class remember you can,t kid a kidder!!!!.
I see Pauly kicked off this years top lists before me KING OF LISTS huh so here are mine you micra squished scot!!!!,
ALBUMS OF THE YEAR
Tough call between
1=BUCKCHERRY-15(Rock n roll from the la gutter yow)
1=Towers of London-Blood sweat n towers(uk,s best band )
2.Head Automatica-Popaganda(fuckin awesome pick you mood up music leaving you dancing happy and content
3.Takota-Ivory tower(wow journey,bon jovi and emo mixed together the thing was welded to my stereo for 4 dys.
4.Lost Prophets-Transmission(pop rock heaven)
5.Bullets n Octane-Mouth of the Young (more dirty rock n roll).
FILM OF THE YEAR
JACKASS 2(THE thing the bashster aspires too and fails after watching these amazing nutjobs i got a fear of snakes after watching this)
GIG OF THE YEAR
The Bullets n Octane gig at Bradford fuckin ruled and the band were fuckin friendly and nuts go see them Gene is a fuckin star in waiting and chomps got to snog him how she swooned!!!!
EVENTS OF THE YEAR
1.THE GROTBAGS BIRTHDAY BASH AND TATTOO EXPO SG MEET!!!.Jen,alex,pauly,purple,deadman and Cera a awesome weekend in London i won,t forget my friends on here and the dogs nads heres to next time!!!.
2.CHOMPS TATTOO-Woah the tattoo is out of this world im so proud of her for havin it done and i love it.
3.MY TEETH-2000 POUNDS WORTH OF WORK no holiday,no pain and no gap my oh my its good to smile again.
NON EVENTS OF THE YEAR
1.CAR CRASH HELL-This was a bad year for chomps she got nailed a week before her test and eneded up in hospital and trouble at work means shes had it rough,a time to hold her tight after earlier self harm its keep her as happy as she can be thats my fuckin job and i love it!!!.
2.AVENGED SEVENFOLD-Cancelling their gig at Leeds fucking gutted.Its taken time to forgive and forget now go write the best album of 2007 and come to LEEDS you tarts.
3.No foreign holiday for the bashster and chomps 2007 will see us invade Las Vegas or Japan wanna come????.
FUTURE TOP FIVE
1.Chomps to beleive in herself and her looks more and to be happy at work and pass her test.
2.Me to finally get the pay rise i deserve.
3.A tattoo
4.A new car(probably)
5.A move of property(been discussed)
Finally for Beth
PANTS OF THE YEAR
I these shull grots rule!!!
Finally Pauly,s fan art for chomper and lex is cool wheres mine micraboy im jealous.
I have a mission to steal them Ethnies
CHOMPER achieves first orgasm of the day playing her interactive dvd game Deal or no deal and won 44grand on her first go!!.
I tend to retire Magadan
All the best im off to sleep for a while hi dee hooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! bashster
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