THIS WEEKEND HAS BLAZED BY IN A WHIRLWIND OF PUNK ROCK GLORY AND DOMESTIC CLEANING OVERLOAD.
I decide to give my beautiful other half a relxing weekend after having a tough week at work.I got up early Saturday morning cleaned up,cleaning the smelly fatty critters out and did the ironing.
We went out shopping to a cheap mall place just outside Castleford and spent a bit of money then went over the road to Xtreme which has a indoor slope,skateboard park,rock climbing and loadsa great shops ,amusements and also had a funfair.We had a great lunch which i paid for which i don,t do enough.Then i watched in horror as people were taken on a ride that made me feel sick but got chomps excited im a wimp i hate heights ,speed and rides so no i bottled it.
We got back home to some horrendous weather it was gloomy as hell,windy the darkness came in roundabout 3 30pm wats the fucks that all about then???.I did my last good hubby deed of the day and went shopping i my own its quicker guys trust me and cheaper.
RANCID ROCKS LEEDS
So the highlight of the weekend was going to see the mighty Rancid at Leeds Uni we taxi,d it into Leeds the place was fucking jammed solid ,every god damn punk up north must have been there,chomps got upset for me taking to long at the cloakroom the queue was horrendous.
We managed to get to the bar i casually reserved a standing place while chomps got the beers in (women always get served quicker you see!!!).While standing i noticed a young lady looking at something behind me or so i thought ,she looked like she was edging closer for a look it was weird but she was transfixed by something.Finally she was stood face to face in front of me ,she said i like your t shirt to which i replied thanx only to be shocked when she said and the rest of yous pretty good too.Shock horror i gulped and said thanx she then got dragged by her mate to the main hall shouting i will meet you after the show.I was a bit gobsmacked im knocking on 37 its a weird been hit on by someone whos nearly half my age.I told chomps and she said some women go for older men i kinda felt good looking for a change!!.
The gig was good but old short ass chomps couldn,t see much we stood near to mixing desk but some little munchin asian with dreads climbed a railing fence to get a better look blocking our view.I decide to get him down by shaking the fence backwards and forwards till he fell off chomps thought he looked hilarious hanging on for dear life.
Chomps also informed me she was getting some filthy looks off some broad when she was fondling my nuts through my jeans which was funny.
Rancid rocked they played Olympia wa my fave rancid some a awesome operation ivy song aome cool acoustic stuff journey to the end of the world and a fucking awesome bloodclot and roots radical.
chomps continued her hatred for asian taxi drivers by telling him off which was very funny.We then scoffed a humongus veggie pizza and watched a amazing sex machines documentry on channel 4.The show was about machine being used to replace people while having sex.A bloke who was parylized converted his sewing machine into a thrusting dildo wrecking machine for his wife probably makes a change from turning trousers up!!!!!.
Also they had real dolls which were fucking like giant barbies made out of latex fully holed and cost 4000 dollars.A guy from England had one and i haven,t laffed so much as the 78 year old fella showed us with the help of a amazing pully and wire set up how to get his doll into a perfect shagging position then i nearly wet myself when he said he takes piccys of him in positons and puts them on his computer superimposing his wifes head on them so he can remember his youth.I fancy a chomp doll at least it wouldn,t use the credit card as much on never be on but...it cant make cheese on toast so i will stick with the real one i think.
Sunday i took chomps to see my gran(DEATH DODGER to you who read these goddamn journeys ps do you all remeber my grans evil fire piccy i still think its in my photos section).Top comment whats all them marks on your arm Christine your scary lol.The rest of the day i have fixed the NODDYMOBILE fit it with my old mp3 cd plater washed it and refit chompers hello kitty rear view mirror cover.We went out for a prctice but you don,t mess with the chomps when shes driving lol.I also started on clearing up my loft which is going well.
I must thank you all for the lovely comments to my other half saying how beatiful she is,she belittles herself all the time and i think i will satrt the campaign for her to pose for the site what do you think???
Heres some piccys i think shes got what it takes also my Rancid pre gig shots
Also sorry no rancid piccy but the batteries wer fucking naff a bought here are some pre gig shots
Finally i will leave my good chum CERA with some funny piccys she misses em
The last one is what me and alf my work chum get called im barry chuckle one half of the chuckle brothers.TOO ME TOO YOU TO ME TO YOU!!!!!!!.
Phew my pinkys hurt favorite game of my friends from the otherside of the pond is MONOPOLY go straight to jail do not pass go!.Elise your meantal babe!!!.
No wanking over my other halfs sexy shots lol
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I decide to give my beautiful other half a relxing weekend after having a tough week at work.I got up early Saturday morning cleaned up,cleaning the smelly fatty critters out and did the ironing.
We went out shopping to a cheap mall place just outside Castleford and spent a bit of money then went over the road to Xtreme which has a indoor slope,skateboard park,rock climbing and loadsa great shops ,amusements and also had a funfair.We had a great lunch which i paid for which i don,t do enough.Then i watched in horror as people were taken on a ride that made me feel sick but got chomps excited im a wimp i hate heights ,speed and rides so no i bottled it.
We got back home to some horrendous weather it was gloomy as hell,windy the darkness came in roundabout 3 30pm wats the fucks that all about then???.I did my last good hubby deed of the day and went shopping i my own its quicker guys trust me and cheaper.
RANCID ROCKS LEEDS
So the highlight of the weekend was going to see the mighty Rancid at Leeds Uni we taxi,d it into Leeds the place was fucking jammed solid ,every god damn punk up north must have been there,chomps got upset for me taking to long at the cloakroom the queue was horrendous.
We managed to get to the bar i casually reserved a standing place while chomps got the beers in (women always get served quicker you see!!!).While standing i noticed a young lady looking at something behind me or so i thought ,she looked like she was edging closer for a look it was weird but she was transfixed by something.Finally she was stood face to face in front of me ,she said i like your t shirt to which i replied thanx only to be shocked when she said and the rest of yous pretty good too.Shock horror i gulped and said thanx she then got dragged by her mate to the main hall shouting i will meet you after the show.I was a bit gobsmacked im knocking on 37 its a weird been hit on by someone whos nearly half my age.I told chomps and she said some women go for older men i kinda felt good looking for a change!!.
The gig was good but old short ass chomps couldn,t see much we stood near to mixing desk but some little munchin asian with dreads climbed a railing fence to get a better look blocking our view.I decide to get him down by shaking the fence backwards and forwards till he fell off chomps thought he looked hilarious hanging on for dear life.
Chomps also informed me she was getting some filthy looks off some broad when she was fondling my nuts through my jeans which was funny.
Rancid rocked they played Olympia wa my fave rancid some a awesome operation ivy song aome cool acoustic stuff journey to the end of the world and a fucking awesome bloodclot and roots radical.
chomps continued her hatred for asian taxi drivers by telling him off which was very funny.We then scoffed a humongus veggie pizza and watched a amazing sex machines documentry on channel 4.The show was about machine being used to replace people while having sex.A bloke who was parylized converted his sewing machine into a thrusting dildo wrecking machine for his wife probably makes a change from turning trousers up!!!!!.
Also they had real dolls which were fucking like giant barbies made out of latex fully holed and cost 4000 dollars.A guy from England had one and i haven,t laffed so much as the 78 year old fella showed us with the help of a amazing pully and wire set up how to get his doll into a perfect shagging position then i nearly wet myself when he said he takes piccys of him in positons and puts them on his computer superimposing his wifes head on them so he can remember his youth.I fancy a chomp doll at least it wouldn,t use the credit card as much on never be on but...it cant make cheese on toast so i will stick with the real one i think.
Sunday i took chomps to see my gran(DEATH DODGER to you who read these goddamn journeys ps do you all remeber my grans evil fire piccy i still think its in my photos section).Top comment whats all them marks on your arm Christine your scary lol.The rest of the day i have fixed the NODDYMOBILE fit it with my old mp3 cd plater washed it and refit chompers hello kitty rear view mirror cover.We went out for a prctice but you don,t mess with the chomps when shes driving lol.I also started on clearing up my loft which is going well.
I must thank you all for the lovely comments to my other half saying how beatiful she is,she belittles herself all the time and i think i will satrt the campaign for her to pose for the site what do you think???
Heres some piccys i think shes got what it takes also my Rancid pre gig shots
Also sorry no rancid piccy but the batteries wer fucking naff a bought here are some pre gig shots
Finally i will leave my good chum CERA with some funny piccys she misses em
The last one is what me and alf my work chum get called im barry chuckle one half of the chuckle brothers.TOO ME TOO YOU TO ME TO YOU!!!!!!!.
Phew my pinkys hurt favorite game of my friends from the otherside of the pond is MONOPOLY go straight to jail do not pass go!.Elise your meantal babe!!!.
No wanking over my other halfs sexy shots lol
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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heavenandhell:
your lovely lady is totally gorgeous, i hope you tell her loads.
escapeodt:
your better half certainly is a looker and you're an incredibly lucky bloke to have her on your arm. she's looking really lovely in those pictures and yes, i definitely think she could so a set for this site. i'm glad you guys enjoyed rancid...they were fuckin awesome last few times we saw them. good shtuff =) and now i'm off to suicide boys to check out a certain person's set...