Now then my child step up in the confessional box and confess your sins!!!!!
I sniff my finger when it accidently goes through the tissue when wiping my ass.
I have broken something my other half hasn,t found yet lol.
I liked the feel of the dentists breasts while have my bridge impressions today.
I like my crusty smelly socks
I have watched to many dirty films this week.
I was nasty to everybody that got in my hangover fuelled way this morning.
I show total lack of culture when writing journals.
I swear to fucking much.
I laffed at chomps weak diet will.
I nicked 24 chocalate bars from the Audi dealer this afternoon a frickin choccy robber
I ate 12 of these(they were mini ones)
I created a gas chamber in my office fueled on mushy peas for dinner.
I laff at people losing on deal and no deal.
I eat the fluff thats always embedded in my belly button.
I have a secret sg account under a disquise.
I am a compulsive liar.
I have been very very naughty this week.But the form of retribution for the eviliest shop assistant ever came to pass today.After a hangover and havin no injection to have my tooth drilled for my bridge i decided to go and have pie n pies from local butchers.Here lurks a women you wouldn,t shag to get her pregnant to have sex with her offspring when they turned 16.Shes rude obnoxious and thinks im gay!.Today she asked me when serving my pie n peas why i hadn,t been to the shop recently ,to which i replyed well we have been busy at work so i haven,t had the time.The bitch replied well i haven,t missed your ugly face but my mood must,nt have been that jolly when i told her to stick her mushy pie n pies up her miserable ass and walked out of the shop.
My mate was in shock but he came out after saying she didn,t mean to offend me which was a bit late after i madke a effort doing the job i do to be nice to people providing a service to me.I think she needs a good rodding of the sexual kind to lighten her up.
I have got car problems the noddy mobile will after wait till saturday to get fixed chomps is not a happy bunny she can,t drive at the mo.
Anyways this is aquickie update its pretty darn cold up nouth at the mo so its tobed early for me tonite to wrap up warm and get some mucho needed zzzzzzzzzzz.
Nighty nite
I sniff my finger when it accidently goes through the tissue when wiping my ass.
I have broken something my other half hasn,t found yet lol.
I liked the feel of the dentists breasts while have my bridge impressions today.
I like my crusty smelly socks
I have watched to many dirty films this week.
I was nasty to everybody that got in my hangover fuelled way this morning.
I show total lack of culture when writing journals.
I swear to fucking much.
I laffed at chomps weak diet will.
I nicked 24 chocalate bars from the Audi dealer this afternoon a frickin choccy robber
I ate 12 of these(they were mini ones)
I created a gas chamber in my office fueled on mushy peas for dinner.
I laff at people losing on deal and no deal.
I eat the fluff thats always embedded in my belly button.
I have a secret sg account under a disquise.
I am a compulsive liar.
I have been very very naughty this week.But the form of retribution for the eviliest shop assistant ever came to pass today.After a hangover and havin no injection to have my tooth drilled for my bridge i decided to go and have pie n pies from local butchers.Here lurks a women you wouldn,t shag to get her pregnant to have sex with her offspring when they turned 16.Shes rude obnoxious and thinks im gay!.Today she asked me when serving my pie n peas why i hadn,t been to the shop recently ,to which i replyed well we have been busy at work so i haven,t had the time.The bitch replied well i haven,t missed your ugly face but my mood must,nt have been that jolly when i told her to stick her mushy pie n pies up her miserable ass and walked out of the shop.
My mate was in shock but he came out after saying she didn,t mean to offend me which was a bit late after i madke a effort doing the job i do to be nice to people providing a service to me.I think she needs a good rodding of the sexual kind to lighten her up.
I have got car problems the noddy mobile will after wait till saturday to get fixed chomps is not a happy bunny she can,t drive at the mo.
Anyways this is aquickie update its pretty darn cold up nouth at the mo so its tobed early for me tonite to wrap up warm and get some mucho needed zzzzzzzzzzz.
Nighty nite
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and yes but only because you cleaned house for the lovely Chompers.
Cheers