bashster

Did i miss some space in time or something its Monday and for the first time i can sit down and scribble to my hearts content!!!.
I hope my disguise works i have heard about people nicking piccys off here and putting them on my space ,this piccy should give em something to talkabout .

LOFTY LOFT THINGY MA JIG!

So i am on a mission to de clutterize the bashsters pad.The celler is destroying half of my stored away goodies so i have decided to knock a bigger hole in the staircase ceiling to access my loft which is converted but a long way up to be able to go up and down everyday.Chomps was a bit mortified but my handy work has let me find LP,S (THEM ROUND THINGS THAT ARE MY COCK SIZE 12INCH WHEN ERECT AND 7INCH WHEN LIMP AHEM WHICH YOU PUT ON A RECORD PLAYER,this info is for ren and angie and sheen who might have only seen cd,s lol.The collection is from roundabout 1984 and when we looked through the collection i found some classics like Motley crues gatefold shout at the devil lp with pentagram sleeve liner the otherside had lyrics on and a bloody pentagram from when i cut myself and made the sign of the devil to scare my best mate fuck me i was 15 then.I also found a theatre of pain piccy disc and some ace hair metal lps from the past.
These are going to be framed and put up on the walls,i have converted to cabinets into a sideboard and attend to make a chill out zone with a shrine to peace tranquility which might include piccys of loved ones and such forth.When i have finished i will display the fotos for yas.
I attend also to get a punch bag to releive stress and after watching the worse boss ever Gordan Ramsey on Hells Kitchen give evrybody shit it makes me feel that taking my aggression outta a bag of sand is a bit wiser than on my staff,i think shouting paint that bumper you fuckin lard ass is not goin to go down well.

Cassettes and driving instructers

So chomps ditched her annoying retarded control freak of a driving instructor and as set up with Rodger my driving instructor of yester year.Lets hope chomps gets it right and passes.
Cassettes are like records old and go in tape recorders usually found in chavs astras and saxo,s connected to a big boom box.I found some up in the loft and decided to play them in chomps noddymobile.
Kiss MUST BE GUILTY OF WRITING THE WORST LYRICS EVER CHECK THESE OUT
Hide your heart/hold on tight/say your prayers there could be trouble tonite/with pride and love you will win desire/watch out cause your playing with fire/ha ha ha/ hey hey hey/do do do doo do do doo do dooo!
Err class lyrics mr stanley lol.

THIS BASHMOBILE GETS PIMPED

So i got some pimped floor mats for my Ford pump lie the rappers get their own initials in and a fantastic black gothic magic tree check out the piccys



To say what you see or not to say what you see!!!

I am a fond lover of the ladies that get nakid on this site but....i look at the rejection sets and am a member of that group and sometimes i think i wish when they ask for advice that i can say something brutally honest instead of all the suck up comments like oh your set is fab or the lighting not right.Well would love to write you have as much chance of being a suicide girl as my left bollock.You have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle so fuck off and go stand in a field and scare some crowes why do some people bother heres one below!frightning
shit i better put it in my piccy instead yikes don,t wanna get banned!!

Bands and fans!
So my Avenged Sevenfold gig got ko,d so they can write a new lp sometimes awards dont make you bigger than the fans that got you the fucker in the first place!!!
But at least i can still see Rancid which should be fun and check out thier website on my space aTims giving away songs off his solo lp for free thats a proper band for you!.

PETS AND DEBTS
So my mum got a new alsation pup which is below


Chomps is working a bit to hard for my liking so we can afford to do this and that.She has worked for the last 3 weekends and its taking its toll with tiredness and headaches ,i hope she doesn,t over do it.


CHIPMUNK FACE LOL
So its two teeth extractions tomorrow and hopefully my face which resembles me sucking to giant gobstoppers will go back to normal im a bit peeved people say that i have put weight on which sucks!.
I have a pool semi final tommorow nite and after fuckin up my root canal filling on my wisdom tooth which included loosing a bit of file down one of the canals lets hope she pulls the right one out.
Strange also i can feel her nipple brushing my shoulders when shes working on me they are rock hard strange!.
At least there is some dentist things i like which include flash womens mags,that stuff you swill your mouth out with and hard nipples and radio 1 while in the chair

Tatty bye
So chomps goes for her third installment of her sleeve tattoo wednesday here it is so far shes like a fucking snake peeling everywhere


5 things i have liked this week
1.Beyonces thighs on the tv wowza
2.The delectable Quinnes new set
3.The venue of grotbags party i feel a tequeila showdown on the cards
4.Pickled onions
5.No painkillers for 5 days !!!

5 things that have fucked me off
1.Lazy fuckers at work that get paid more than me!
2.My deathdodging grans awful you look fat greeting the first words uttered from her gob when visiting on Sunday,as above the say what you see comment could have been well if you want i can go to the zoo to see a a wrinkly miserable turtle faced fucker the only diference is it doesn,t moan and hasn,t a home help

3.That crisp advert saying the average bag of crisps contains 33 percent cooking oil urrrgh its put me right off
4.My car tax being due
5.Golf why?????

So lets have your likes and dislikes(or fucked me offs)
Have fun people
Bashster arriba aribba ondelay!
ps
Must practice my mexican the piccys in honour of jens upcoming birthday bash.i might just wear this get up for it.