bashster

So i am sitting here watching tv when the nike advert in which all the runners and cyclists are struggling threw pain and defeat to the song Hurt by Jonny Cash think i should be on the end holding my jawbone crying like a little kid in agony which would look funny.
So i visited the below which i have decided for narrate in poem form just like my legendary green stinky arsewipe of yester year i think firey will remember that one!!.
DRAMA AT THE DENTIST(NAMED AFTER PANICAT THE DISCO)
The clock ticks by
nearly time to die
i enter the big doors of green
is the dentist goin to be mean!!!!
i,m at the end of my wits
but mind thinks of other things when i see the receptionists fantastic frilly bra,d tits
i fill in the form ,do i suffer from this and that
funny im not deseased they think i carry more diseases than a rat.
i get the call and enter the white abyss
funny that i want to go for a piss
i lay on the the chair mouth wide
no where to run no where to hide
in go the fingers in the tongs
must have a pulled faces like a thousand mongs
then relief its a over and not that bad
i feel happy and rather glad
i have to have numurous fills
i will have to have the strongest of wills
so back tommorrow to ease the pain
the pockets of the dentist must shorely gain
we descend the stairs for the estimate of doom
750 quid i nearly fainted in the room
looking at crissy who went drip white
she looked worse than me when entering .the bill, gave her a awful fright
so the moral of the story is look after teeth
then you won,t have any oain and be able to eat beef!!!

Woah that was a brain drain kiddies!!!!

So im a dad if you didn,t know.We have rescued two cavis(guinea piggies)from been dumped outside crissys work after kids threatened to feed them to their dog cruel little bastards.
We brought them home and on Sunday bought them a fantastic new home loadsa of goodies.They are so friendly and cera,s left me some amazing tips and i will post the piccys below of SLASH and Duff named after listening to paradise city by guns n roses on the way home from crissys work.We have done this before bruno was named after Frank Bruno after watching him fight.
Heres SLASH


Heres scruffy DUFF!






Heres the both of them!!




Other things this week that i didn,t mention is my extreme works sports.I was duffed by my mate to surf board dwon a 24 iron step staircase on a parcel tray outta of a car.I set off at maximum velocity and zoomd down whackin my ass on the floor hard ,the guys said my face was a piccy of terror jackass bash rules!!!!.
I see Mcr and panic at the disco got bottled to death at leeds and reading the panic singer took a bottle to the head knockin him clean out woah scary.Thats what you get following SLAYER I GUESS!.
I have enjoyed new videos on scuzz which i disagree with chirssy the papa roach new song n video rocks like fuck also love the mad juilette lewis fuckin barkin!!!!!!.
Must say thanks for the get well messages especially libes as crack???????(strange)and cookies even stranger hotdog(want some ketchup cooks???)and angie thanks gurls for the messages of sympathy.
Back to work for me tommorow and gotta add this piccy of chrissys new socks cool



SORRY THE PICCY ARE IN MY PICCYS FOLDER REGRETS PICCY SIZING SUCKS